Am I a Lightweight drinker?

[Quiksilver]

I am drunk for myn firts time ever or atleast I think.,

I've had about 4 24oz beers and 4 shots, am I a lightwight for my first time or am I doin dectently?

 

[Corporate Thug]

that's 8 beers and 4 shots? Hell, better than I can do.

 

[bobross419]

Who really cares? You're drunk right? Isn't that the point? Don't think of it in terms of lightweight and heavyweight... thats for dumbass fratboys that have to compensate for small dicks. Think of it as being a cheap drunk

And you're doing pretty well... say Hi to the porcelain god for me later on

 

[xanis]

Let's see... you've had what equates to 8 normal-sized beers (cans or bottles) and 4 shots of whatever.

You're still reasonably coherent (or at least it seems so)... so yeah, I'd say you're doing pretty well. I wouldn't consider you a "lightweight".

 

[Quiksilver]

I can abrely stand :<
its funny..

 

[Dangerer]

Having a low alcohol tolerance is one of the greatest blessings in disguise.

 

[bobross419]

Having a low alcohol tolerance is one of the greatest blessings in disguise.

This

I've had 1 good sized rum and coke and I'm feeling a nice buzz that will have me in sleepytime land in no time. 2 of these and I'm good to go. I <3 being a lightweight... and having a good bartender for a wife

 

[Colt45]

light beer and 15&#37; alc. schnapps, I presume?

 

[Quiksilver]

light beer and 15% alc. schnapps, I presume?

Light beer yes, I mADE it, somewhat homemade. One of those cooper's beer kits.

It was 4x shots of "hot sex" whatever was in it idk,

 

[LittleMsSnuggie]

This

I've had 1 good sized rum and coke and I'm feeling a nice buzz that will have me in sleepytime land in no time. 2 of these and I'm good to go. I <3 being a lightweight... and having a good bartender for a wife

I just love getting you drunk and taking advantage of you.
Yes... We women do it too!

 

[Kyle]

Light beer yes, I mADE it, somewhat homemade. One of those cooper's beer kits.

It was 4x shots of "hot sex" whatever was in it idk,

You made beer before you'd ever been drunk?

 

[Quiksilver]

You made beer before you'd ever been drunk?

made.

I made it to get drunk, I figured it was gonna be m y own beer thatr gets me drubnk instead of the 100's on the market IU could buy.

oh I read that wrong didnt I...

 

[ManBearPig]

You made beer before you'd ever been drunk?

thats weird.

 

[xanis]

This thread delivers.

Go chug a glass or two of water and hit the sack. You'll be out like a light in no time.

 

[Lean L]

if this is the first time the op has gotten drunk, he's doing fine... prolly better than most...

 

[KeypoX]

Who really cares? You're drunk right? Isn't that the point? Don't think of it in terms of lightweight and heavyweight... thats for dumbass fratboys that have to compensate for small dicks. Think of it as being a cheap drunk

And you're doing pretty well... say Hi to the porcelain god for me later on

Yeah you gotta be a real d bag to talk about lightweight blah blah blah. Or very young.

Small dick fratboys lol

 

[RESmonkey]

Yeah you gotta be a real d bag to talk about lightweight blah blah blah. Or very young.

Small dick fratboys lol

lol fratboys

 

[CRXican]

if you didn't eat much the 4 beers alone would do you well

 

[Quiksilver]

And you're doing pretty well... say Hi to the porcelain god for me later on

No puking here

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Having a low alcohol tolerance is one of the greatest blessings in disguise.

Yeah, without a doubt.

I've only been super drunk 2x. First was my 21st from 10 shots in an hour. Second was this past summer when we started drinking at 6 pm and ended at 2 am, doing shots of all sorts of stuff along with regular drinks (jack on the rocks or something like that usually).

It's way too expensive for me to get drunk.

 

[scott916]

Not bad for someone who doesn't drink.

 

[brblx]

amount of alcohol consumed is not a measure of how drunk you are.

he would probably be puking after 3-4 drinks if he had them fast enough without eating. as would most. this is why bragging about how much you've drank is one of the stupidest e-peen stunts around. ditto the 'fratboys' comment.

'oh em gee guys i just killed a twenty-four pack [over eighteen hours].'

we need a scientific comparison. OP, down four more shots immediately.

 

[MovingTarget]

Lightweight? Hardly. That would be me, but I prefer to call myself a 'recession-proof' drinker.

 

[Kadarin]

As one or two others have said, drink a good amount of water before you pass out. Trust us on that. Also you might want to take a few advil as well.

Please don't drive anywhere in this condition!

 

[IronWing]

Alcohol turns dreams to rust and you won't notice until your dreams are gone. You shouldn't drink.