Alternative to ADT

[BurnItDwn]

Buy a $5 sticker that says "ADT". Put the sticker on your house, pretend you have ADT. Do not actually get ADT.

 

[Herr Kutz]

I live in a duplex and my neighbor pays for ADT (or equivalent) so I get the advantage of signs out front and the beeps and shit that hopefully keep thugs out. That said, if someone breaks in and expects to find something nice here, the joke's on him/her/them.