I opened my front door to go get the mail and there was a lightly chewed and decapitated bunny on my porch. Fess up!
You've got some weird pickup linesOP, have you ever been bitten by a dog?
Are the initials PCP engraved on the left ear lobe ?
You've got some weird pickup lines
The head was missing. There was a strip of fur that might have been an ear but I didn't look too close
Damn, you beat me by a minute!!!I wonder who's going to wake up tomorrow with a rabbit head in their bed?
Didn't know you hated your ex that much.The neck-vertebrae were a little tough to gnaw through sorry about the mess ....
The CatfatherI wonder who's going to wake up tomorrow with a rabbit head in their bed?