Alright, these USB gadgets are getting ridiculous

Rudee

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Could it be worse then the crap they sell in the Sky Mall magazines on the airplane flights?
 

manowar821

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I had an idea for a USB device.

It would be called the "obnoxious machine" and it would do really fucking annoying things and make terrible sounds. Every once in a while it would call you an asshole, too. Since it's connected to your computer, it would also mess with your mouse and move the pointer exactly one inch to the left every time you tried to click. It would remember credit card sized numbers being entered by the keyboard and then buy more of itself on ebay or whatever the hell store you got the frickin thing from. Lastly, if you try to unplug it while it's connected to a powered computer, it would zap you while laughing, spray you with water, and then fly out the window robbing you of your terrible, terrible purchase.

Get your boss one, and it's PROMOTION CITY.
 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: manowar821
I had an idea for a USB device.

It would be called the "obnoxious machine" and it would do really fucking annoying things and make terrible sounds. Every once in a while it would call you an asshole, too. Since it's connected to your computer, it would also mess with your mouse and move the pointer exactly one inch to the left every time you tried to click. It would remember credit card sized numbers being entered by the keyboard and then buy more of itself on ebay or whatever the hell store you got the frickin thing from. Lastly, if you try to unplug it while it's connected to a powered computer, it would zap you while laughing, spray you with water, and then fly out the window robbing you of your terrible, terrible purchase.

kinda sounds like a wife/GF
 

manowar821

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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: manowar821
I had an idea for a USB device.

It would be called the "obnoxious machine" and it would do really fucking annoying things and make terrible sounds. Every once in a while it would call you an asshole, too. Since it's connected to your computer, it would also mess with your mouse and move the pointer exactly one inch to the left every time you tried to click. It would remember credit card sized numbers being entered by the keyboard and then buy more of itself on ebay or whatever the hell store you got the frickin thing from. Lastly, if you try to unplug it while it's connected to a powered computer, it would zap you while laughing, spray you with water, and then fly out the window robbing you of your terrible, terrible purchase.

kinda sounds like a wife/GF

Hm... I guess I didn't notice, but I was kind of hinting at that, wasn't I...? Uh oh.
 

Aztech

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Originally posted by: manowar821
I had an idea for a USB device.

It would be called the "obnoxious machine" and it would do really fucking annoying things and make terrible sounds. Every once in a while it would call you an asshole, too. Since it's connected to your computer, it would also mess with your mouse and move the pointer exactly one inch to the left every time you tried to click. It would remember credit card sized numbers being entered by the keyboard and then buy more of itself on ebay or whatever the hell store you got the frickin thing from. Lastly, if you try to unplug it while it's connected to a powered computer, it would zap you while laughing, spray you with water, and then fly out the window robbing you of your terrible, terrible purchase.

Get your boss one, and it's PROMOTION CITY.

:laugh: Good stuff! I want one!