Alright, I just added 20 horsepower to my car. Simple mod.

[MDE]

Don't forget to put four of these bad boys on there too, you don't want to throw away a free 50 HP and a chance for more bling.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: middlehead

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Don't forget to add one of THESE...

Along with that NOS sticker, you might be able to keep up with traffic on the sidewalk...

Apparently, inscribing John 3:16 on your trunk will get you 25HP and +3 MPG.

Nah...addding the Jeezus stuff to your car like the cutesy little fish actually allow your car to run on water...just shows ya what true faith can do in real life...you do suffer a bit of horsepower loss however, unless you have a steam turbine in the exhaust system...then, not only can you run on water, but you generate electricity at the same time...SUPER-GREEN!

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: paulxcook

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: Safeway
My car hits 88 miles per hour in neutral.

meh....PAB's car did that too. The trick is to do 88 miles per hour in reverse without an alternator you have to be carrying bulk beef in the trunk.

How much? Like 10 lbs?

I'm dying to install that mod. The thing is, I can't find bulk beef to order online so I can try it out.

Does anyone know what's a good online source for buying bulk beef? Like 10 lbs.

 

[JRich]

Two words...

Muffler bearing.

 

[sdifox]

I refer to these things as Crappy Tire Upgrades.

 

[thecrecarc]

Originally posted by: Unheard

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: Safeway
My car hits 88 miles per hour in neutral.

meh....PAB's car did that too. The trick is to do 88 miles per hour in reverse without an alternator you have to be carrying bulk beef in the trunk.

So now the question is, will it take off?

only if .999999999 = 1.

 

[Oceandevi]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: middlehead

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Don't forget to add one of THESE...

Along with that NOS sticker, you might be able to keep up with traffic on the sidewalk...

Apparently, inscribing John 3:16 on your trunk will get you 25HP and +3 MPG.

Nah...addding the Jeezus stuff to your car like the cutesy little fish actually allow your car to run on water...just shows ya what true faith can do in real life...you do suffer a bit of horsepower loss however, unless you have a steam turbine in the exhaust system...then, not only can you run on water, but you generate electricity at the same time...SUPER-GREEN!

I have wind turbines on my cars roof. The faster I go, The faster I can go!!!

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Heller
Orange Neon Lights add +37% Fuel Efficiency as well. But only Orange.

green +orange increases Hp by 15 mph. but you're right, this combo will effectively increase ofuel efficiency by only 5%. It's a trade-off, I suppose.

 

[Drako]

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: paulxcook

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: Safeway
My car hits 88 miles per hour in neutral.

meh....PAB's car did that too. The trick is to do 88 miles per hour in reverse without an alternator you have to be carrying bulk beef in the trunk.

How much? Like 10 lbs?

I'm dying to install that mod. The thing is, I can't find bulk beef to order online so I can try it out.

Does anyone know what's a good online source for buying bulk beef? Like 10 lbs.

Is that bulk? I don't think 10lbs is bulk.

 

[DougK62]

Do we really need another lame thread like this? We've been seeing variations on the same old "stickers give more horsepower, har har" theme for YEARS.

 

[DanFungus]

This joke was funny 4 years ago.