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sunase

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>just wrap it and hit it

That does remind me of a good one: proper wrapping includes using a condom/dental dam for oral sex. Nobody does it, but it's true, heh.
 

doze

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Wear Shower shoes

Bring at least 2 cup, bowl, plate, spoon, fork. This way if you are impressing the ladies with a special ramen noodle dinner both of you have something to eat with

Buy a mini-fridge and microwave (unless dorms are better now and come with them) then buy food and beer to put in the fridge. My dad used to start me off with a case of beer and a little bit of food every semester

Never take a dump on the ground floor of any building. The further a bathroom is away from most traffic the cleaner it will be. Also look for bathrooms near offices or buildings primarily occupied by females.
 

Fritzo

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Don't hang out with the party crowd. Those parties will cost you $1000s in extra tuition from screwing around instead of learning ;)

 

Rainsford

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Your first semester will be an eye opening experience in terms of girls and parties. Which is great, but do not go overboard, otherwise you will be in for a rude awakening at the end of the semester. Like most people have said, college is about new experience...and it's also about finding the proper balance of those experiences. Don't be the guy who lives in the library, and don't be the guy who starts every morning praying to the toilet God.

The only other thing I'd suggest is fine a schedule that works for you and try and take classes around that if at all possible. You may feel like a lazy-ass trying to avoid classes that aren't at 8:00 AM, but trust me, classes work better when you are awake ;)
 

BeauJangles

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For the love of god, when you go to a party, don't go with 300 other freshmen, go with a few friends (ie less than 6).
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: SampSon
If you have any sense of intuition you will figure it out.

Why wouldn't you carry more than $30 in cash?
What valuables do you have that are worth putting in a safe?
Procrastination is part of college life.

And where is a college student going to put a safe?
 

rocadelpunk

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bring ducttape

take an easy first semester/quarter classwise. It's not that your courses will be difficult, it's simply just a huge adjustment. In my opinion, you're better off taking some intro general ed courses english/psychology/sociology/polit sci etc... than say chemistry/engineering/math stuff

You can screw up/be successful in either situation, but honestly there's no rush and it's always better to start off with a high gpa than trying to work your way back up.

p.s. It's pretty much how much effort/work you put it in, not how smart you are.

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reasons for taking easy classes:

1.) You're going to be getting ****** sleep living in a dorm/with 1-3 other people in same room.

2.) It took me a quarter or two before I could comprehend what my foreign professors were saying.

3.) To be really sucessful you need to have a solid daily structure/plan...this doesn't come right away, as first quarter/semester you're just trying to figure out how the damn bus system works.

4.) You're not gonna know how to balance your time with the clusterfuck of things going on.

5.) You definitely don't know the *system*

6.) You'll be surprised at how much you mature in a semester

7.) You might have a 7:30 or even a 9:30 class that you'll never attend b/c you're asleep.

8.) You have a better chance of being able to catch up on work...in case you get herpes the first week.

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general advice:

condoms can and do break

take what people say to you drunk, like you take your tequilla, with a grain of salt.

join an intramural or group/cause you're interested in

go out out out!

Don't walk alone at night.

Take pictures of the dorm when you arrive (condition purposes)

Come to college with a very relaxed/open attitude

Don't fret over the small stuff

Learn to communicate clearly and early so the small stuff doesn't blow up.

Go to your professor's office hours

Try and do homework right after the class/asap so it's still fresh in your mind

Always do the next day's reading the night before (not 5 min before class)

Depending on how far you'll live from home...take less stuff than you need (clothes/cds/games/etc wise)

Might want to invest in a bike

There are plenty, plenty of activities to do besides drinking (find out from your r.a.) and I'm sure there'll be a student mailing or union...

Try and start exercising asap/go with a roomate to rec center (dorm food will probably be very unhealthy + beer)

Walk your class route...before classes start (find buildings/rooms etc)

Bring headphones

Work out an agreement with roomate(s) asap on studying habits/girl habits/sleeping etc...
I had a roomate who had to sleep with a fan on, some always have to have music playing...etc, so do this stuff early before it becomes a problem.

Bring couple/few pairs of flipflops (1 for daily use, 1 for gym use, 1 for shower use)

Don't ever be afraid to call campus police (get number in your cell) if someone might have alcohol poisioning

Don't talk on the phone while on the bus

Put your cellphone on silent when in class

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Most importantly: BE AS NICE TO YOUR PARENTS AS POSSIBLE.

don't give them attitude (move in can be very hectic)...you don't want to remember it as fighting with your parents over bringing stuff in...relax!


don't try and ditch them at the soonest moment

appreciate everything they've done/are doing for you and say thanks and i love you.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: jagec
Get a job. Part time, of course. It will improve your financial situation twofold, by providing you with more money, and by providing you with less free time in which to spend money. Trust me, you'll have PLENTY of free time. Probably more than you will have at any other point in your life. It's almost like being unemployed, but without any sort of guilt about being lazy.

The hell kind of college did you go to?? :shocked:


College provided me with the least free time I've ever had, including when I worked full time. The homework load was crazy. Some weekend assignments literally took more than 8hrs to complete, just for one class. This will of course vary depending on the subjects you're taking, and how easily you take to them. Calculus was another timekiller for me. It kicked my ass in high school, and it put up a good fight in my first semester. For CalcII, it came back, recharged after spring break, ready to do another ass-whooping.


Originally posted by: hjo3
If you have to fill out a form for the college to select your roommate for you, do NOT put down a religion. I made the mistake of putting down "Christian" (even though I'm more of an agnostic) and I got the biggest Jesus-freak roommate ever. He was constantly trying to get me to go to church with him. Almost every day of the week.
My views border on blasphemy, at least sometimes. My one apartmentmate found out I didn't go to church, and it was like I'd just kicked him in the shins.
That was 2nd semester. 1st semester, I was with someone who, while his political views tended to be polar opposites of mine, he was an atheist too. Interestingly enough, we could have political debates that were civil. He was quite intelligent and could make a very logical argument, which I respected.



My college list of stuff to bring is rather unusual, I imagine. Here's a sampling:
Alligator clips
Batteries and charger
Camera
Check book
Floppy drive cleaner
Oil for computer fans
Removable hard drives
Scanner
Toolbox - includes drill, drillbits, Dremel, hacksaw, hammer, and other standard tools
USB Hard drive adapter
Voltmeter


I really did wind up using all of the unusual stuff I brought.
 

EyeMWing

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From the perspective of a first/second year apartment dweller/commuter living with a girl he met in the days leading up to first semester, first year:

- Don't schedule anything before 11AM. You will stay up late, because having a life demands it (indeed, sometimes GOING TO CLASS demands it - watch out for those night classes that run from 6-12). If you NEED to schedule something before 11AM, make sure it's not on a Monday, or a Friday, or after a night class of ANY caliber. If you NEED to schedule something like that, make sure it's a class you can miss. Every. Time. I did it with Economics. I passed with a C.

- Don't fear allnighters. But abuse your body properly, the allnighter should be spent on social commitments, not on studying. You'll be too ineffective to study, but still have all the mental faculties neccessary to drive someone to the airport, bang a chick, whatever.

- If they want you to call them by their first name, call them by their first name. I have professors named Larry, Dierdre, Bill, Samir and Suzanne. They all have perfectly normal last names. It's just a personal preference thing (actually, it seems to be a departmental preference thing, there's only one of them that doesn't). Then there's Orsay. His last name is completely and totally unpronounceable. If you're in a situation like that, don't be afraid to scope out their first name and try it. Of course, I have yet another professor whose first AND last names are completely bogus collections of characters. So YMMV.

- Make sure they're actually a professor before calling them a professor. TA's aren't professors (they're TA's). Certain adjunct faculty members aren't professors (they're teachers or instructors, just like high school).

- TA's rarely have any teaching skillz whatsoever. They're graduate students in the program that they're teaching (usually), but are TA'ing either because it's a requirement, or to make money. They've never taken an education class. Thereby, you will find that high school teachers were better at getting ideas and concepts across.

- If you have an imagination, a reasonable knowledge of fun sh!t to do in the area and in neighboring cities (here's a hint - stop at the rest stops on the highway and grab a copy of *EVERY* brochure they have - there will be HUNDREDS of them, and then distill that down to 10 or 15 really cool ones. repeat at the end of each season) and a car big enough for 5 people comfortably, the willingness to pull it out of long term parking every week or two, you instantly become REALLY, REALLY, REALLY cool. Anyone can stay on/near campus and drink. Most people do. You'd be surprised how much college students enjoy an evening at the halloween theme park, or snow-tubing up at the ski resort (avoid full scale sports that require skill) or all-night bowling.

- If you're short on employment, don't neglect boring crap such as computer lab monitor.

- Cash is bad. Never more than $20, all in singles, so you can tip people when you go out to eat/get something delivered.

- Be honest. Don't tell tall tales. People will accept you for who you really are, perhaps for the first, and last, time in your life.
 

Nerva

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meet a lot of people, study/work hard during the week days and unwind during the weekend. know that if you work at it, everything will be all right in the end.

<--- figured that out second semester senior year, late is still better than never.
 

beguile

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Procrastination isn't a bad thing like some of these people stated. I'm most productive when an assignment is due in the last minute.

Don't play computer games at all, it will bring your grades down.

Always try to find the smart people in your class and try to study with them. It will be a mutual benefit.

Bring what you need in college, don't overpack with things you don't need. Don't buy things you don't need. You might need more than one trip moving your stuff and its a hassle.

Always try to get previous exams through your connections with people so you know what to expect. Some professors are lazy and they use the same test year after year and they just switch the questions around.