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damn I miss having you and your terrible spelling/grammar around. "this looks like a goosemaster post --- oop, yep it is."
 
OK...now what? :hmm: Still don't get it.

Which reminds me of a joke:

Joseph the Carpenter and Mary got married. Due to family visiting for the wedding, they did not get to consummate their marriage. Which of course, made Joseph a sad, lonely man.
A few days later the holy spirit appeared to Mary and informed her she would give birth to the son of God and it would be a virgin birth.
Mary informed Joseph of this and Joseph was confused. He said to his wife "Mary, I don't get it." Mary replied "exactly."

Thanks, I'm here all day. 😀
 
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I know it wasn't that great. But it fit with the "I don't get it" theme.

Which by the way, I still don't. What are we preparing for?
 
Oh goody, can I play? This is now a joke thread



The First Time Having Sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

 
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