Alone

[CT2TXtech]

My wife and kids are away for an entire week. Im all alone, what should i do?

 

[xcript]

Rob a bank.

 

[prvteye2003]

play with yourself

 

[CT2TXtech]

Originally posted by: prvteye2003
play with yourself

I did that earlier, not sure what after that

 

[Pilsnerpete]

call up your buds from highschool!! That's ALWAYS a good time.:beer:

 

[Judgement]

Originally posted by: CT2TXtech

Originally posted by: prvteye2003
play with yourself

I did that earlier, not sure what after that

One time is never enough

 

[CT2TXtech]

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
call up your buds from highschool!! That's ALWAYS a good time.:beer:

buds from high school are all over the county
🙁
maybe ill find a hooker

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Judgement

Originally posted by: CT2TXtech

Originally posted by: prvteye2003
play with yourself

I did that earlier, not sure what after that

One time is never enough

Download some porn and do it again! In fact, go for a personal record and see how many times you can do it in one day..

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Judgement

Originally posted by: CT2TXtech

Originally posted by: prvteye2003
play with yourself

I did that earlier, not sure what after that

One time is never enough

Download some porn and do it again! In fact, go for a personal record and see how many times you can do it in one day..

beat my record of 22

 

[Judgement]

Dan, was that 22 the result of your master plan? lol

 

[Rage187]

22 ??? amateur

 

[Judgement]

Originally posted by: Rage187
22 ??? amateur

you guys must have forearms of steel huh

 

[Pilsnerpete]

wtf is this? solution to anything? play with yourself?!?!? If you value your wife and kids, please restrain yourself and don't try a hooker.

 

[Judgement]

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
wtf is this? solution to anything? play with yourself?!?!? If you value your wife and kids, please restrain yourself and don't try a hooker.

What they don't know wont hurt 'em!

*looks at his avatar*

I'm just playing the part, honestly! I'm a good guy!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Rage187
22 ??? amateur

IT'S A CHALLENGE!!


😛




and judgement...yes part of my mastur plan!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Judgement

Originally posted by: Rage187
22 ??? amateur

you guys must have forearms of steel huh

...and bottles of really good painkillers for those sore prostates.

 

[moonshinemadness]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: Rage187
22 ??? amateur

IT'S A CHALLENGE!!


😛




and judgement...yes part of my mastur plan!

And the race is on

 

[Rage187]

You have to quit once you start to chafe.


those be the rules.

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: CT2TXtech
My wife and kids are away for an entire week. Im all alone, what should i do?

Go out and hit the bars. You will see what you are missing and you will be glad when the wife and kids get back home.

 

[Trente]

Go to sleep untill your wife&kids come back.

 

[Judgement]

Originally posted by: Rage187
You have to quit once you start to chafe.


those be the rules.

theres no rules in love and war!

masterbation qualifies for both of these!

 

[Kadarin]

Ahh, there's nothing quite like masturbating ferociously to pass the time away..

 

[paruhd0x]

Read some good books 🙂 Enjoy the peace.

 

[Willoughbyva]

Rent some movies. Go to thrift stores and look around etc.

 

[Rage187]

When in doubt, flog the dolphin.