Almost screwed myself with a model for an upcoming photoshoot!

[finbarqs]

This gorgeous girl I'm about to do a photo shoot with has agreed upon a "sucker-punch" themed shoot with me.

She asks "Will I be able to kick some ass?" (she does take some kick boxing... not sure if it's muay thai)

and I wrote back "Won't be sexy if you don't get to do a little ass-kicking!" except it almost didn't end up that way.

My wonderful ingenious iPhone4S -- coming from an EVO4G 4" screen to a 3.5" screen allowed me to ALMOST make one of the worst mistakes in my life... I almost wrote "ass-licking".

I almost hit sent -- this was on Facebook -- until I noticed the "L" instead of the "K". This could've been a simple "I miss the K and hit the L instead, since they are right next to each other" but it might've been an autocorrect if I hit the "i" or "o" key.

But that was hilarious. P.S. This girl is gorgeous.

thread useless without pics?

here you go.

 

[busydude]

I see two different girls.

 

[HumblePie]

She's decent. Not my type of face that I like. She also has those "knife-like" elbows 😀

 

[AstroManLuca]

She's decent. Not my type of face that I like. She also has those "knife-like" elbows 😀

At least she doesn't have sharp knees.

 

[rivan]

Should have sent it that way, and if you were questioned, blame it on autocorrect.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Girl who does photo shoots and - this is the smoking gun here - if she asks "will I be able to kick ass" in a photo shoot does not do Muay Thai.

Reminds me of this gorgeous French-Indian girl I met at MMA camp . . . I would have stayed in Thailand forever and do unmentionable things to/with her, illegal in 27 countries I love my wife very much.

 

[TridenT]

I see two different girls.

This and neither one of them is hot.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I think the first girl looks lovely. Hard to tell if the second one is the same person but she looks perfectly presentable as well.

 

[Ns1]

This and neither one of them is hot.

lol, you shouldn't be talking

 

[alfa147x]

This and neither one of them is hot.

lol

 

[x-alki]

This and neither one of them is hot.

Oh dear god, just off yourself already you pathetic piece of shit.

 

[JulesMaximus]

She is beautiful. :thumbsup:

 

[Aikouka]

You should have sent it, and she could have put it on damnautocorrect.com! 🙂

 

[BladeVenom]

She also has those "knife-like" elbows 😀

You like fat chicks?

 

[Ms. DICKINSON]

How much for text messaging?

 

[finbarqs]

lol, for that one... priceless 🙂

 

[olds]

I'd lick either one of their asses.

 

[grrl]

This and neither one of them is hot.

Coming from the ultimate pussy hound, that's a damning assessment.

 

[Lithium381]

either one . . . .

 

[Newbian]

If you left it two things could had happened.

She would has called you on it and could had said it was a spelling mistake or she could had said ok and you would had winned at life.

 

[BudAshes]

lol, you shouldn't be talking

So whos using that as a Halloween costume?

 

[Bignate603]

This and neither one of them is hot.

From you, that's hilarious.

 

[jlee]

This and neither one of them is hot.

rofl

 

[MarkXIX]

This and neither one of them is hot.

LOL! You look like the afterbirth of a bastard rat and you're running off at the mouth about how someone else looks? Seriously? Again, I ask, are you an organ donor?

 

[TridenT]

LOL! You look like the afterbirth of a bastard rat and you're running off at the mouth about how someone else looks? Seriously? Again, I ask, are you an organ donor?

I'm the best one to judge then. I've been picked apart for every single flaw that I have and thus I am the best to know what flaws others behold because I have flaws myself.