Almost got my ass beat at lunch

[Fern]

LMAO @ "All I can say is it's an honor to get driving tips from a member of the Village People."

x2

Fern

 

[QueBert]

Well if a fight did ensue your adrenaline would get jacked up quickly and I'm betting he winds up on bottom and gets the worst of it.

If Adrenaline won fights I'd be about 200-1, as it stands I've lost about 150 fights and won about 50. And most of my "wins" were pretty unremarkable. Adrenaline's great but not very useful on its own. As crazy as it sounds, I believe fights are generally won by the better fighter.There are lucky punches, but you can't really count on luck over skill.

 

[DeadFred]

ROFL!!!

 

[SparkyJJO]

OP,
If you really said that (and not you're couda, wouda, shouda in hindsight imagination), then hats off to you getting the better of him.

You should have agreed to the challenge....but only at Chucky Cheese. :biggrin:

I read that as chunky cheese 😵 D:

 

[vi edit]

Can't help but think of the Randy "Bro Down"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRpTjr4L4T4

 

[BUTCH1]

If Adrenaline won fights I'd be about 200-1, as it stands I've lost about 150 fights and won about 50. And most of my "wins" were pretty unremarkable. Adrenaline's great but not very useful on its own. As crazy as it sounds, I believe fights are generally won by the better fighter.There are lucky punches, but you can't really count on luck over skill.

How-in-the-hell does one get into 200 fights?.

 

[Brigandier]

How-in-the-hell does one get into 200 fights?.

500, bro, that's how many I figure.

 

[Fritzo]

How-in-the-hell does one get into 200 fights?.

Personality disorder :biggrin:

 

[QueBert]

How-in-the-hell does one get into 200 fights?.

I went to school in the ghetto and in PE class we had a boxing ring, not sure how they got away with that, but if your parent signed off on it you could duke it out, and 16-18 year olds don't really understand sparring's not suppose to be a full on fight. Not sure how many fights I had in class, but it was a lot. I also was a super smart ass, it wasn't a good place for a pasty Scottish kid to talk shit. Outside of class I was of the thinking the boxing training would make a better fighter. While that was kind of true, the others seemed to get better at a faster pace. It took me a lot longer than I suspect to get to where I was able to really scrap. I went out on a 5 fight win streak lol.

Now if I had transferred to a white school where they played tennis in PE class after a year where I went. I would have had a much better record 😀

 

[John Connor]

LMAO! Anyone read the other thread???

 

[Sulaco]

Is it just me, or does that guy look like a gay Keanu Reeves with Down Syndrome?

 

[brainhulk]

I would have kept baiting him into doing something aggressive and then by accident run over his village people ass

Car always wins against motorcycle

 

[blankslate]

I'd have shot him in the street after threatening me.

And if it was in FL, AZ, or any other SYG state you'd have been in the clear.

 

[Thebobo]

Should of blown him a kiss and winked at him

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Should of blown him a kiss and winked at him

How do we know he didn't?

 

[Fritzo]

Is it just me, or does that guy look like a gay Keanu Reeves with Down Syndrome?

That was a pretty good description of the biker as well.

 

[Vdubchaos]

Chances are, if you were to go to best buy parking lot he would've bitched out anyways.

Over the years I fought quite a bit and one thing I noticed is that those that make themselves look "tough" and talk a whole lot of shit are the ones that have no balls and lack fighting skills.

Besides, it takes a man to really think about the entire situation/what it even accomplishes/laugh and walk away.

 

[shortylickens]

And if it was in FL, AZ, or any other SYG state you'd have been in the clear.

Actually the US constitution protects my right to self-defense, so I'd be in the clear everywhere.

 

[Fritzo]

Chances are, if you were to go to best buy parking lot he would've bitched out anyways.

Over the years I fought quite a bit and one thing I noticed is that those that make themselves look "tough" and talk a whole lot of shit are the ones that have no balls and lack fighting skills.

Besides, it takes a man to really think about the entire situation/what it even accomplishes/laugh and walk away.

LOL, I'm 42 not 18. I kind of laugh at the maturity level of grown adults that want to pick fights over things like "you didn't move within 3 seconds of the indicated time, therefore I'm furious!"

 

[JoeBleed]

The only response I could think of unconsciously left my lips: "All I can say is it's an honor to get driving tips from a member of the Village People."

"If you're such a man, meet me in that Best Buy parking lot over there."

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I can't believe after 68 replies and the above comments, no one here has made the appropriate correction/addition.

You should have added after this, "Best Buy? no, i'll give you the home filed advantage. I'll meet you ~Down at the Y--M--C--A~"

Then possibly smiled, flip him off again, and then leave laughing out loud.

 

[Red Storm]

Missed a clear opportunity to stand your ground and not move the car until the light went red.

 

[Fritzo]

I can't believe after 68 replies and the above comments, no one here has made the appropriate correction/addition.

You should have added after this, "Best Buy? no, i'll give you the home filed advantage. I'll meet you ~Down at the Y--M--C--A~"

Then possibly smiled, flip him off again, and then leave laughing out loud.

Aw man...I need to find this guy and set this up again.

 

[sourn]

I'm actually gonna have to call this one a tie. If it actually happened you got him with a good line. But he called you out and fell for his bluff.

A real bad ass probably wouldn't tell you to meet him somewhere. He would've simply got off his bike and either tried to drag you out of your car right then. Not to mention sounds like your window was down so he could've hit you right then and there and been done with it.

What you should've did was open your door up, jumped out, and kicked his bike over on him. Then took the fuck off lol.

 

[Fritzo]

I'm actually gonna have to call this one a tie. If it actually happened you got him with a good line. But he called you out and fell for his bluff.

A real bad ass probably wouldn't tell you to meet him somewhere. He would've simply got off his bike and either tried to drag you out of your car right then. Not to mention sounds like your window was down so he could've hit you right then and there and been done with it.

What you should've did was open your door up, jumped out, and kicked his bike over on him. Then took the fuck off lol.

I wanted a cheeseburger, not a fight :biggrin:

 

[moonbogg]

I really hate this kind of crap and i'm sorry you had to deal with it. Hopefully he got really pissed and ended up crashing into a fire hydrant or something.