Almost got killed by NYPD this morning.

[amdhunter]

Was walking my dog on this cool April morning when 2 cops were walking on the same sidewalk as I was.

As they got closer, I accidentally caught eyes with one of them and he tells me "morning."

I kindly stop and wonder what my options were.

I could either:

• Leave my dog behind and run?

• Grab one cops gun as fast as I could and blow the 2nd one away then take care of the first, now unarmed one.

• Lay down on my back and let them cuff and shoot me.

Instead, in my quick thinking I just said "morning" right back while my dog looked up at them with glazed over tired eyes.

I'm just happy I got to make this thread today. It could have been my last.

 

[alent1234]

they didn't beat you or do a stop and frisk?

 

[isekii]

haha~

 

[SandEagle]

wow, glad you survived. others haven't been so lucky.

 

[darkswordsman17]

You should sue them for not sodomizing you with a nightstick.

 

[highland145]

Alk would not approve of the pussification of America. Sad.

 

[Merad]

 

[Arik5405]

Hopefully someone nearby was able to video tape this alleged encounter for use in your upcoming multi-million dollar lawsuit against the PD.

 

[amdhunter]

Hopefully someone nearby was able to video tape this alleged encounter for use in your upcoming multi-million dollar lawsuit against the PD.

It's the ghetto man's lotto.

 

[manimal]

Was your dog on a leash?


Cuz they could have tazed you for that bro

 

[TechBoyJK]

Hopefully someone nearby was able to video tape this alleged encounter for use in your upcoming multi-million dollar lawsuit against the PD.

Is it legal to do that? He clearly had a private conversation with the PD. Might be a violation of their privacy to film the encounter.

 

[SpatiallyAware]

You are supposed to run, hide, then jump them from behind and beat their heads against the sidewalk.


That's what they get for saying something to you in public, what a bunch of racist assholes those cops are.

 

[purbeast0]

you obviously weren't wearing a hoodie.

 

[amdhunter]

You are supposed to run, hide, then jump them from behind and beat their heads against the sidewalk.


That's what they get for saying something to you in public, what a bunch of racist assholes those cops are.

I think they were Hispanic, so they couldn't be racist.

 

[BabaBooey]

you obviously weren't wearing a hoodie.

 

[Number1]

You should write the police department and the local news and let them know how grateful you are.

 

[amdhunter]

Was your dog on a leash?


Cuz they could have tazed you for that bro

It's funny. I'm like the only one that picks up dog poo whenever my dog goes. It's a bad habit I got after a lady flung dog shit right at me about 15 years ago.

 

[highland145]

It's funny. I'm like the only one that picks up dog poo whenever my dog goes. It's a bad habit I got after a lady flung dog shit right at me about 15 years ago.

 

[zokudu]

Oh how I missed you amdhunter

 

[manimal]

 

[TechBoyJK]

this thread is going places

 

[highland145]

^^ That's the one.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Was walking my dog on this cool April morning when 2 cops were walking on the same sidewalk as I was.

As they got closer, I accidentally caught eyes with one of them and he tells me "morning."

I kindly stop and wonder what my options were.

I could either:

• Leave my dog behind and run?

• Grab one cops gun as fast as I could and blow the 2nd one away then take care of the first, now unarmed one.

• Lay down on my back and let them cuff and shoot me.

Instead, in my quick thinking I just said "morning" right back while my dog looked up at them with glazed over tired eyes.

I'm just happy I got to make this thread today. It could have been my last.

You are a disgusting weakling.

 

[jupiter57]

It's funny. I'm like the only one that picks up dog poo whenever my dog goes. It's a bad habit I got after a lady flung dog shit right at me about 15 years ago.

What kind of foreplay is that???!!!

You into scat?

 

[Krazy4Real]

You got nailed by dog shit? That must have sucked.