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Lounatik

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Check this out: I get home from work around 2pm and my house stinks like shit and it's about to make me gag. I have 4 cats and one of them, being 17, has occasionally crapped on my carpet from time to time in a senior moment. Disgusting as all fuck, I know, but now it gets interesting. I cannot pinpoint the smell so I start throwing garbage out, clean out litterboxes, scour whole downstairs for dead animal, nothing. Finally decide to light TWO Febreze candles and open up all the windows in the house to purge the stank and go take a nap. Fast forward to 430 and my daughter comes home and the house still stinks. I am like WTF is going on here? I look over to the top of the stove where I had the candle burning and I notice that my wife had left the fucking gas on the stove from 7 this morning! Im surprised as hell that I am still alive and not blown up to all shit and back. The stove wasnt turned all the way off and the gas was just leaking out all day. Maybe I should light another candle to see if I am really lucky. Lucy's gonna have some 'splainin to do tonight!


Peace


Lounatik
 
It was made to look like an accident... your wife is trying to kill you. Don't speak of it and finish her tonight when her guard is down.
 
really thought you were going to say "I was in a porn shop and spreading this oil on my and some bastard lit a cigarette next to me, I ran out into the street...."
 
Lounatik said:
Check this out: I get home from work around 2pm and my house stinks like shit and it's about to make me gag. I have 4 cats and one of them, being 17, has occasionally crapped on my carpet from time to time in a senior moment. Disgusting as all fuck, I know, but now it gets interesting. I cannot pinpoint the smell so I start throwing garbage out, clean out litterboxes, scour whole downstairs for dead animal, nothing. Finally decide to light TWO Febreze candles and open up all the windows in the house to purge the stank and go take a nap. Fast forward to 430 and my daughter comes home and the house still stinks. I am like WTF is going on here? I look over to the top of the stove where I had the candle burning and I notice that my wife had left the fucking gas on the stove from 7 this morning! Im surprised as hell that I am still alive and not blown up to all shit and back. The stove wasnt turned all the way off and the gas was just leaking out all day. Maybe I should light another candle to see if I am really lucky. Lucy's gonna have some 'splainin to do tonight!


Peace


Lounatik
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u dont know what gas smells like?!

here, drink some bleech. ignore the taste, it's actually green kool-aid minus the color. guess they ran out of green #6 for this batch. trust me.
drink it. NOW
 
Gas has a very unique smell. Wouldn't you check the stove, oven, and anything that has a pilot light as soon as you smelled it?

Ohh well, I guess now you know how it smells... and it is horrible!
 
LOL Humans do have a terrible sense of smell...but apparently yours is so bad it can only discern two types of smells, good and bad.
 
Lounatik said:
Check this out: I get home from work around 2pm and my house stinks like shit and it's about to make me gag. I have 4 cats and one of them, being 17, has occasionally crapped on my carpet from time to time in a senior moment. Disgusting as all fuck, I know, but now it gets interesting. I cannot pinpoint the smell so I start throwing garbage out, clean out litterboxes, scour whole downstairs for dead animal, nothing. Finally decide to light TWO Febreze candles and open up all the windows in the house to purge the stank and go take a nap. Fast forward to 430 and my daughter comes home and the house still stinks. I am like WTF is going on here? I look over to the top of the stove where I had the candle burning and I notice that my wife had left the fucking gas on the stove from 7 this morning! Im surprised as hell that I am still alive and not blown up to all shit and back. The stove wasnt turned all the way off and the gas was just leaking out all day. Maybe I should light another candle to see if I am really lucky. Lucy's gonna have some 'splainin to do tonight!


Peace


Lounatik
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Maybe the candle was helping to neutralize the gas and that's why you didn't get CO poisoning?

(I dunno, does CO just become CO2 when it combusts? Maybe it's not even part of the reaction...)
 
Yes, I am a fucking idiot. Please use this as your sig if you feel you must. Seriously, the smell was quite similar to when my cat shits on the floor, so that was what I was looking for. As for the candle, well, what else can I say? As stated above, I at least opened the windows otherwise I would have been the lead story on the news. And guess what else? My wife has the utter gall to say "DON'T YELL AT ME!!" on the phone and hangs up! So now it becomes my fault, which I should have known all along. Stupid me!


Peace

Lounatik
 
The Boston Dangler said:
you don't know what the fucking gas smells like?
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TECHNICALLY.. gas is odorless.

The gas company inserts an odorant to make it more recognizable.

So what you smell isn't gas... but the odorant.
Is it possible his gas company inserted an odorant that smells like cat shit? possible. likely? no.
 
Ichinisan said:
Maybe the candle was helping to neutralize the gas and that's why you didn't get CO poisoning?

(I dunno, does CO just become CO2 when it combusts? Maybe it's not even part of the reaction...)
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I was feeling kind if queasy for a while and could not figure out why. When I opened the windows, the queasiness subsided. Imagine that.


Peace

Lounatik
 
guyver01 said:
TECHNICALLY.. gas is odorless.

The gas company inserts an odorant to make it more recognizable.

So what you smell isn't gas... but the odorant.
Is it possible his gas company inserted an odorant that smells like cat shit? possible. likely? no.
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The odor is sulfur-like and it smells like shit or rotten eggs.


Peace

Lounatik
 
guyver01 said:
TECHNICALLY.. gas is odorless.

The gas company inserts an odorant to make it more recognizable.

So what you smell isn't gas... but the odorant.
Is it possible his gas company inserted an odorant that smells like cat shit? possible. likely? no.
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LOL...they have a "scent of the month" program. Next month, 2-week old fish!
 
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