Almost choked my chicken last night,

[Texashiker]

Reached into the coop to close the trap door, and one of the chickens pecked my hand.

I picked the chicken up and asked it what was wrong with it? I raised you from a chick, feed, water and protect you, and you peck me?

If my chicken could vote, I bet it would vote democrat.

P&N is down one category.
admin allisolm

 

[DainBramaged]

OOOOOOOOHHH...ZINGER.

Wait...no it's not.

 

[santz]

what are you smoking bro?

 

[SagaLore]

I'm missing something here.

 

[Fausto]

This thread sucks even by your standards.

 

[Texashiker]

This thread sucks even by your standards.

If this topic bores you, then see this one - http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2262228

It might be a little over your head though.

 

[Capt Caveman]

I'm missing something here.

He must have run out of things to troll about. And he made it political by throwing in the Democrat part, so lock this thread up.

 

[preslove]

You eat its goddamn eggs, you fucking monster.

 

[Texashiker]

You eat its goddamn eggs, you fucking monster.

What am I supposed to do? Let the eggs rot?

 

[Fausto]

If this topic bores you, then see this one - http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2262228

It might be a little over your head though.

I don't understand why you are so obsessed with poor people when you are barely a rung above them.

 

[z1ggy]

You eat its goddamn eggs, you fucking monster.

You eat it's unborn fetus and expect to be greeted by anything other than a severe peck, then you sir, are mistaken.

 

[Capt Caveman]

I don't understand why you are so obsessed with poor people when you are barely a rung above them.

Huh? Did you quote the right person?

 

[Fausto]

Huh? Did you quote the right person?

I did not. That was directed at Tex. Corrected.

 

[Texashiker]

I don't understand why you are so obsessed with poor people when you are barely a rung above them.

Hate to break this to you, but we are all just a couple of steps away from poverty.

My wife and I choose to live a certain lifestyle so we can put money in the bank. If that bothers you, too bad.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

What am I supposed to do? Let the eggs rot?

Do what most people do with them, throw them at cars.

 

[preslove]

What am I supposed to do? Let the eggs rot?

You should slaughter the chickens and use them as fertilizer for your veggie garden.

/peta

 

[Fausto]

Hate to break this to you, but we are all just a couple of steps away from poverty.

My wife and I choose to live a certain lifestyle so we can put money in the bank. If that bothers you, too bad.

It doesn't bother me, per se, I just don't see how or why you differentiate yourself from people you constantly deride. You may not be selling crack to children, but you are, at best, a net neutral burden to the greater society.

 

[Texashiker]

but you are, at best, a net neutral burden to the greater society.

How do you figure that?

I just don't see how or why you differentiate yourself from people you constantly deride.

Because I contribute more to society then I take out, I feel that I can complain about the people to take out more then they contribute.

 

[Fausto]

I started to type out a reply picking apart your life, and then I started feeling like I was beating up the special needs kid. :|

 

[Texashiker]

I started to type out a reply picking apart your life, and then I started feeling like I was beating up the special needs kid. :|

Nevermind.