All those shots of Jäger were definitely NOT worth it

[moshquerade]

OSU Player Found Nude in Stranger's Home Tasered

Oregon State Lineman Tyler Patrick Thomas
Kicked Off Team after Police Say They Found Him Naked, Drunk in Stranger's Home


CORVALLIS, Ore., Aug. 24, 2010

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  Tyler Patrick Thomas (Corvallis Police Dept.)

(AP) A redshirt Oregon State University football player has been dismissed from the team after police say they found him naked and intoxicated in a stranger's home and had to use stun guns to take him into custody.

Corvallis police say they received the call about a naked intruder early Sunday.

Lt. Tim Brewer says responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont., to get on the ground.

He says Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers. At that point, Brewer says, two officers fired their stun guns.

Brewer says Thomas "absolutely was intoxicated." Thomas was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass, criminal mischief and resisting arrest.

A home phone listing for Thomas couldn't be found.

OSU athletics spokesman Steve Fenk says the redshirt freshman offensive lineman was dismissed from the team Monday.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/08/24/sportsline/main6801061.shtml

 

[xanis]

Yeah, I can say from personal experience that Jager leads to bad things.

 

[PottedMeat]

He says Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers. At that point, Brewer says, two officers fired their stun guns.

hahaha

 

[zerocool84]

Jager tastes like cough medicine. YUK!!!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Good luck with that football career fuckface.

 

[xanis]

Jager tastes like the spawn of Satan. YUK!!!

fixed

 

[Squisher]

Squisher's Daughter: You know that really drunk guy that annoys everybody at the party then pukes and passes out? Well, with Jagerbombs that guy never passes out and annoys everybody all night long.

This.

 

[thepd7]

This.

lol so true. I have a bottle of Jager in my freezer which has been half full for three years.

 

[IronWing]

I guess he really was an offensive lineman.

 

[Cheesetogo]

I've heard plenty of stories like this from professors at Penn State. Scary really.

 

[eLiu]

I guess he really was an offensive lineman.

maybe it's the scotch, but omg I lol'd.

win teh thread gg

 

[QueBert]

Jager is BAD NEWS, this machine is vial and it's scary to think how many people probably own one

http://www.beertaps.com/jama.html

 

[zerocool84]

Jager is BAD NEWS, this machine is vial and it's scary to think how many people probably own one

http://www.beertaps.com/jama.html

Tons of bars have that thing now it seems. The tiny bars are the only ones to don't have one.

 

[LtPage1]

maybe it's the scotch, but omg I lol'd.

win teh thread gg

It's the bourbon, but I lol'd.

 

[0roo0roo]

worse
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/stand...gate-doctors-panic-as-she-cut-rugby-player.do
keep fake blood capsule in your mouth and burst it to fake injury

 

[Inspector Jihad]

white folks love jager

 

[brainhulk]

the owners didn't shoot him?

 

[moshquerade]

Jager tastes like cough medicine. YUK!!!

my thoughts exactly. i think guys are drawn to the rugged manliness of the bottle.

 

[bignateyk]

Jager is fucking nasty. If someone brings a round of Jager shots I say "no thanks" and get myself a shot of whiskey.

 

[clamum]

Dropped into a three-point stance... LOL.

 

[meltdown75]

Lol

 

[Zargon]

wow......

 

[Bl0cks]

I guess he really was an offensive lineman.

Win!

 

[MrX8503]

I actually don't mind Jäger. Not sure why so many people hate it, there's way worse liqour out there.

 

[sonicdrummer20]

rumplemintz god that stuff is strong, i nearly puked the first time i did a shot of that evil brew.