All those shots of Jäger were definitely NOT worth it

moshquerade

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OSU Player Found Nude in Stranger's Home Tasered
Oregon State Lineman Tyler Patrick Thomas
Kicked Off Team after Police Say They Found Him Naked, Drunk in Stranger's Home



CORVALLIS, Ore., Aug. 24, 2010


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  • Tyler Patrick Thomas (Corvallis Police Dept.)

(AP) A redshirt Oregon State University football player has been dismissed from the team after police say they found him naked and intoxicated in a stranger's home and had to use stun guns to take him into custody.

Corvallis police say they received the call about a naked intruder early Sunday.

Lt. Tim Brewer says responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont., to get on the ground.

He says Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers. At that point, Brewer says, two officers fired their stun guns.

Brewer says Thomas "absolutely was intoxicated." Thomas was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass, criminal mischief and resisting arrest.

A home phone listing for Thomas couldn't be found.

OSU athletics spokesman Steve Fenk says the redshirt freshman offensive lineman was dismissed from the team Monday.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/08/24/sportsline/main6801061.shtml
 

xanis

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Sep 11, 2005
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Yeah, I can say from personal experience that Jager leads to bad things. :p
 

PottedMeat

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He says Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers. At that point, Brewer says, two officers fired their stun guns.

hahaha
 

Squisher

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Squisher's Daughter: You know that really drunk guy that annoys everybody at the party then pukes and passes out? Well, with Jagerbombs that guy never passes out and annoys everybody all night long.
This.
 

bignateyk

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Apr 22, 2002
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Jager is fucking nasty. If someone brings a round of Jager shots I say "no thanks" and get myself a shot of whiskey.
 

MrX8503

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I actually don't mind Jäger. Not sure why so many people hate it, there's way worse liqour out there.