ultimatebob
Lifer
well I don't have facebook! 😀
Millennials use Instagram, not Facebook. Many of them think that Facebook is evil, not knowing that Instagram is also owned by them.
well I don't have facebook! 😀
Schools started teaching what to think, instead of how to think.
Media started telling people how they should feel rather than reporting the facts.
The ability to think critically about the world around them was largely lost in Millennials, except for stupid meaningless shit like how to get their Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/Snapchat follower counts up. Being a unique snowflake helps with that. Gotta stop the evil corporations as you flaunt your Prada handbag and your Gucci whatevers. But heaven forbid you should offend any of the snowflakes or point out their blatant hypocrisies - they will literally shake and melt in front of your eyes.
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Kids...can't live with them, can't shoot them.
Millennials use Instagram, not Facebook. Many of them think that Facebook is evil, not knowing that Instagram is also owned by them.
Spoken like someone that does very little thinking let alone actually has done much to learn that education rates are the best in history, and that chances are they're smarter than you are, possibly by quite a bit depending on just how old you really are (look up the Flynn Effect). Also, you know all that bitching about Common Core math thanks to old morons that couldn't understand it (I'm noticing a trend of "I don't understand it, but damnit if they aren't the idiots and not me!")? You do realize that was about getting kids to think about math more abstractly and not just simple numbers, since that is more important (especially in higher math).
Oh shit, look, in the sky, there's clouds for you to yell at!
I'm in the 99th percentile for education and intelligence, but thanks for assuming my education, my intelligence and my age. Now get off my lawn.
No one ever talks about Gen X. 🙁
good god this is stupid and wrong. holy hell.Schools started teaching what to think, instead of how to think.
Media started telling people how they should feel rather than reporting the facts.
The ability to think critically about the world around them was largely lost in Millennials, except for stupid meaningless shit like how to get their Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/Snapchat follower counts up. Being a unique snowflake helps with that. Gotta stop the evil corporations as you flaunt your Prada handbag and your Gucci whatevers. But heaven forbid you should offend any of the snowflakes or point out their blatant hypocrisies - they will literally shake and melt in front of your eyes.
I'm in the 99th percentile for education and intelligence, but thanks for assuming my education, my intelligence and my age. Now get off my lawn.
Spoken like a good little millennial who views the world through a 4" window and can't tell the difference between YouTube and real life. 😀Ok Seinfeld. Oh no, people use to pay me money to say outrageous shit, now they tell me to go fuck myself!?! Oh no the world is changing. Pretty sure there's nothing preventing hacks like Seinfeld from getting a permit to go somewhere public and spout their inane observations if they're actually that upset about people not being able to listen to them. The truth is they're just pissy because people have so much other entertainment that listening to random assholes offer their opinions on various topics is something they can easily find for free on the internet. No need to go spend money at comedy clubs to spend on overpriced drinks and probably random drunken asshole hecklers.
Spoken like a good little millennial who views the world through a 4" window and can't tell the difference between YouTube and real life. 😀
I was so excited when I found this to post.Some of you people need to recalibrate your sarcasm meters.
Obvious bait post making sweeping generalizations in a thread making fun of sweeping generalizations should be obvious.
No one ever talks about Gen X. 🙁
It must be the drugs making me so tolerant of your delusions. What's your excuse?Strong words coming from someone that admits they're either constantly under so much pain that it inhibits their brain, or is drugged to compensate. Either way, you're clearly not someone that should be speaking of ability to understand reality.
No one ever talks about Gen X. 🙁
Spoken like someone that does very little thinking let alone actually has done much to learn that education rates are the best in history, and that chances are they're smarter than you are, possibly by quite a bit depending on just how old you really are (look up the Flynn Effect). Also, you know all that bitching about Common Core math thanks to old morons that couldn't understand it (I'm noticing a trend of "I don't understand it, but damnit if they aren't the idiots and not me!")? You do realize that was about getting kids to think about math more abstractly and not just simple numbers, since that is more important (especially in higher math).
I heard millennials killed Santa Claus and the Easter bunny too. 🙂
The CEO of Applebees came out and said that millennials love Applebees. The problem is there are too many restaurants that serve the same food. Ruby Tuesdays, Chillis, Applebees, Dave's Ribs, Frisco Taphouse and every bar/Taphouse have the same stuff so they are all sharing the same slice of pie.
Get yourself a slow cooker. It is not that hard to put in small pot roast or corned beef brisket along with veggies, some seasoning and a little water. Put on the lid, turn it on, leave it alone for 6 to 8 hours and come back. Enjoy your meal.I am guilty of not knowing how to cook. I really think this is something they need to actually teach in high school as part of the normal curriculum. It's something very hard to learn on your own without tons of hours and dedication spent on it and most people just don't bother. Every time I look at a recipe I don't know what half the ingredients even are, or it just looks like way too much work, give up, and order pizza. 😛 What's funny is the stuff that is not good for you tends to be the easiest to make.
Get yourself a slow cooker. It is not that hard to put in small pot roast or corned beef brisket along with veggies, some seasoning and a little water. Put on the lid, turn it on, leave it alone for 6 to 8 hours and come back. Enjoy your meal.
Not hard at all.