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All my neighbors know I'm Arab...

mrSHEiK124

mrSHEiK124

Lifer
I think I'm being watched....:shiftyeyes;

Is it because I smoke Camels? I haven't been at this apartment complex very long, and only one of my neighbors is actually friendly, and he's a stoner. The other two are cold, and people I see around the complex don't usually say hi. So far 4/4 neighbors who've started a conversation after "How's it goin" when I'm having a smoke break have all pegged me as Arab...either with a coy "Salamu Alaikum" or "You speak Arabic?"

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/sheik124/DSC02401.JPG - Me trying to take a Quasmo-esque picture in a blue car, some time ago. Guess my age while you're at it.
 
If I saw that face looking at me the first stereotype I'd peg you for would not be racial.
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
you should offer your cold neighbours a sweater or jacket
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And, when they accept and you take off your jacket to give to them, you reveal a fake vest of TNT. Give them your jacket, pull the vest of TNT tight around you and hug yourself and be like brr it's cold, that jacket should keep you nice and warm! :evil:
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: meltdown75
you should offer your cold neighbours a sweater or jacket
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And, when they accept and you take off your jacket to give to them, you reveal a fake vest of TNT. Give them your jacket, pull the vest of TNT tight around you and hug yourself and be like brr it's cold, that jacket should keep you nice and warm! :evil:
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racist
 
Well you look typically Palestinian to me. I probably won't like to be your neighbor, because to moment you find out that I speak Arabic you won't stop bothering me.

 
To put them at ease I suggest you grow an unkempt beard, come and go at odd times during the day, and erect a small minaret on your roof from which you shout the Adhan at the appropriate times of day.

 
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