So I was driving down the cross-town interstate today, some lady in a Mustang GT is yapping on the phone and almost misses her exit. Her solution to this was to slow down to about 10 MPH and turn on her turn signal, while trying to check her blind spot, all the while, never pulling the phone from her ear. After almost causing the deaths and mutilation of untold amounts of people, the traffic finally let up enough where she could get over, and take her exit.
At first I thought typical moron driver, then I decided to use what I call " The ATOT SUV Theorem" and drew the following conclusions from this little story.
1) All Mustang drivers are idiots, and should be shackled and drug through the streets behind garbage trucks.
2) She obviously never takes her car to the race track, or does any good street racing, so she is not using the car to its full potential. She should not be allowed to own it.
3) The Mustang GT is such a gas hog, it is obviously the root cause of terrorism, not to mention completely ruining our planet, the government should ban them.
4) Since it was just her in the car, she obviously does not need all of the room the car offers, she should not be allowed to own it......probably nothing in the trunk either, what a waste.
5) The fact that she was talking on the phone and driving the Mustang GT obviously means that she is totally self involved and probably runs over puppies who get stuck in the street.
6) I know she voted for George W.Bush and his "big oil" buddies, she really has no respect for our planet, or to the damage she is causing.
All Ford Mustangs should be banned, please write your congressman and help to get legislation passed to get these gas hogs off the road.....it is the only salvation for the human population.
At first I thought typical moron driver, then I decided to use what I call " The ATOT SUV Theorem" and drew the following conclusions from this little story.
1) All Mustang drivers are idiots, and should be shackled and drug through the streets behind garbage trucks.
2) She obviously never takes her car to the race track, or does any good street racing, so she is not using the car to its full potential. She should not be allowed to own it.
3) The Mustang GT is such a gas hog, it is obviously the root cause of terrorism, not to mention completely ruining our planet, the government should ban them.
4) Since it was just her in the car, she obviously does not need all of the room the car offers, she should not be allowed to own it......probably nothing in the trunk either, what a waste.
5) The fact that she was talking on the phone and driving the Mustang GT obviously means that she is totally self involved and probably runs over puppies who get stuck in the street.
6) I know she voted for George W.Bush and his "big oil" buddies, she really has no respect for our planet, or to the damage she is causing.
All Ford Mustangs should be banned, please write your congressman and help to get legislation passed to get these gas hogs off the road.....it is the only salvation for the human population.
