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[Kaido]

I need help in smuggling a baby moose to the US because I want a pet moose. PM me if you can help. Thanks.

I wish this forum had rep

 

[dennilfloss]

Would you settle for chocolate mousse?

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

I banged a Canadian moose from behind last night.

Or Celine Dion, as she prefers to be known.

 

[janas19]

1) distract the mother with a salt lick.
2) lure the baby to your van with candy.
3) drive back to the US
4) ???
5) Profit!! (in this case, it's milk)

Now that I think about it, the baby moose won't make milk unit it has a child of it's own. you are better of grabbing the mother.

The only part of your plan that fails is #1.

 

[janas19]

I banged a Canadian moose from behind last night.

Or Celine Dion, as she prefers to be known.

Hahaha

 

[shabby]

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