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CraKaJaX

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So, my GF's friend is drinking Vanilla Vodka with Coke and ice cubes. I'm drinking 100 proof soco out of the bottle -- no chaser. She starts bitching about me to "hurry up" and all this sh!t. I look at her glass, and she's probably taken about 4 sips of it. I mean, it's about an inch from the top of the glass. So, I start yelling at how her ****** ice cubes are melting in her drink and diluting her alcohol. And she tells me, flat out, "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT" etc. So I go on about how if you take shots, and chase with water, it's going to take WAY MORE ALCOHOL TO GET DRUNK IF YOU DRINK WATER WITH IT. So, ATOT, I'm asking you for your opinions on this. Am I fvcking retarded or what?
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
It's going to take WAY MORE ALCOHOL TO GET DRUNK IF YOU DRINK WATER WITH IT. So, ATOT, I'm asking you for your opinions on this. Am I fvcking retarded or what?
Yeah, you are retarded.
 

IGBT

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Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
It's going to take WAY MORE ALCOHOL TO GET DRUNK IF YOU DRINK WATER WITH IT. So, ATOT, I'm asking you for your opinions on this. Am I fvcking retarded or what?
Yeah, you are retarded.

..and drunk.

 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
It's going to take WAY MORE ALCOHOL TO GET DRUNK IF YOU DRINK WATER WITH IT. So, ATOT, I'm asking you for your opinions on this. Am I fvcking retarded or what?
Yeah, you are retarded.

i think both of them are probably retarded
 

AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
It's going to take WAY MORE ALCOHOL TO GET DRUNK IF YOU DRINK WATER WITH IT. So, ATOT, I'm asking you for your opinions on this. Am I fvcking retarded or what?
Yeah, you are retarded.

AND wtf ?

you mention a GF and no :camera:, are you NEW????

u no the secert unwr1tt3n rules include a :camera: or BAN clause!!!!
 

CraKaJaX

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Dec 26, 2004
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Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
It's going to take WAY MORE ALCOHOL TO GET DRUNK IF YOU DRINK WATER WITH IT. So, ATOT, I'm asking you for your opinions on this. Am I fvcking retarded or what?
Yeah, you are retarded.

AND wtf ?

you mention a GF and no :camera:, are you NEW????

u no the secert unwr1tt3n rules include a :camera: or BAN clause!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH O KNEW IT WAS COMNIG
 

flxnimprtmscl

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Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
It's going to take WAY MORE ALCOHOL TO GET DRUNK IF YOU DRINK WATER WITH IT. So, ATOT, I'm asking you for your opinions on this. Am I fvcking retarded or what?
Yeah, you are retarded.

i think both of them are probably retarded

Agreed.
 

tomywishbone

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Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
It's going to take WAY MORE ALCOHOL TO GET DRUNK IF YOU DRINK WATER WITH IT. So, ATOT, I'm asking you for your opinions on this. Am I fvcking retarded or what?
Yeah, you are retarded.

:beer:
 

LordMaul

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Nov 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: IGBT
..what did Dan Quale say?, "A mind waisted is a waisted mind?".

He said THAT? Wow, I would've thought someone like him would've known the difference between "wasted" and "waisted." :p


(And WTF is "waisted" anyway? When someone physically attacks you with their gut?)
 
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The only thing more incomprehensible than a rambling drunk is a rambling drunk that tries to explain their ramblings on teh intarweb.

I sense a domestic dispute coming. Please let us know when your episode of Cops will air.

 

GalvanizedYankee

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If you have to ask if you are retarded....You are. :laugh:

NOTE: You can tell an alcoholic but you can't tell'em much. :p
 

3NF

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Take a picture of yourself drinking soco from the bottle. Look at it tomorrow morning and ask yourself then if you're a retard. Or better yet, if you're an alcoholic :)
 

us3rnotfound

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why would you argue about something so trivial? sounds like you and the girl are just looking to get as fvcked up as possible :thumbsdown: