Alcohol

[moshquerade]

Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alchol, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol

Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
Alcohol, Your songs resolve like
my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else

I thought that Alcohol was just for those with
nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there's a time
and there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
self-control and self-abuse

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else.

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: sjwaste

Liberal by the current definition doesn't fit either, really. They were very libertarian. Back then it was ok to not have a position on every aspect of life.

Well, real liberals. Not your closed minded, bigoted, tin foil hat brandishing, self righteous, arrogant, ignorant, bleeding heart "liberals" of today.

No, Classical Liberalism is entirely different than socialism, which is what modern day liberalism is.

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
It's because this country was founded and is run by prudes.

Correct.

Fail, go back to school.

 

[NFS4]

Speaking of Sandra Lee, she is a friggin' DRUNK. You throws tons of alcohol in EVERYTHING.

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Anubis
no its definitly a bit WTF

Ben & Jerries can no longer sell the "White Russian" flavor of ice cream in stores because it contains Kahlua, and people under 21 might buy it

vermonster w/ all white russians!