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pontifex

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what's some alcohol that doesn't taste like alcohol but is not considered a girl drink?
i drink very little. since i don't drink much, i haven't tried many different types of alcohol.
tonight i had some budweiser, ugh. i had another brand of beer awhile back and didn't like it either plus it tasted the same as the budweiser.
some help would be appreciated.

yeah, yeah, make fun of me, blah blah blah....

 

FoBoT

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corn whiskey = moonshine = white lightning = hooch Notes: Like Bourbon, corn whiskey is made from corn, but it's not nearly as elegant and smooth as its pricier relative. It's a bit hard to find, but some brands--like Platte Valley, Virginia Lightning and Turkey Mountain--are still being produced. Whiskey should be served at room temperature. Substitutes: another cheap whiskey

grain alcohol = ethanol = ethyl alcohol = grain neutral spirits = pure grain alcohol Notes: This is pure alcohol--odorless, tasteless, and very potent at 190 proof. Cooks use it to make liqueurs, but since it can also be used to purify crack cocaine, eyebrows may be raised if you buy a large bottle. Well-known brands include Everclear and Sunset. Grain alcohol should always be diluted before consumption, since it's so harsh and potent. Don't substitute methyl alcohol or rubbing alcohol for grain alcohol--both of these are toxic. Substitutes: vodka (This is also used to make liqueurs. Since it's half as potent as grain alcohol, use twice as much, then reduce another liquid in the recipe accordingly.)
 

Josh

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Just make a mixed drink. Vodka + Orange juice, vodka + cran. Or if you are trying to go out to some place and drink order some frozen margaritas. If you want some crappy girl tasting beer, get some Coors light. If you really wanna get alcohol that doesn't taste like it...get those smirnoff ICEs but they give you stomach aches.


btw....you are a bitch ;)
 

AznAnarchy99

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Dec 6, 2004
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Grey Goose + Orange Juice. I got so wasted drinking that the other night... it has no alcoholic taste.
 

funboy6942

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Nov 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: pontifex
what's some alcohol that doesn't taste like alcohol but is not considered a girl drink?
i drink very little. since i don't drink much, i haven't tried many different types of alcohol.
tonight i had some budweiser, ugh. i had another brand of beer awhile back and didn't like it either plus it tasted the same as the budweiser.
some help would be appreciated.

yeah, yeah, make fun of me, blah blah blah....

Grow a pair and be a man :p
Every guy/girls that has tasted beer for the first time will say it was the nastiest tasting stuff including me. But after a few bottles or cans of it and your buzzing pretty good it will all of a sudden become the best tasting stuff.

So dont puss out and hand in your man card. Go out and taste test several different beers. There is bound to be one you will end up liking.

And BTW Butwippers is one of the worst ones to start off with. Try a summer ale or something around thoes lines. PRetty much anything imported, Grolsch, St Paulie girl, something around thoes lines that are light and chrisp should be a good starter. OR go right for the mud and get a Guinness. Ask for a Half n Half one. Thoes are the bomb :D
 

funboy6942

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Can also try a Yegar and a coke. Thoes taste like root beer. Or go for 110 proof Rumplemintz. Like a pepermint schnaps but more kick.
 

beacon

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Maybe those Smirnoff ice drinks? To me they're girly but I don't know if that's a universal feeling... But I hear they're pretty good and girls I know who NEVER like to drink do like those.
 

KarenMarie

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: moshquerade
vodka

vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol (or what i would think it tastes like)

try grey goose or absolute.

if you cannot handle tonic, try 7up & club soda mixed or just 7up. i like club soda and cranberry for a refreshing chnage.

or go rum and coke.. i cant stand it, but it is a big seller for guys who dont want to look like they are drinking 'girls' drinks.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: duragezic
So you don't like anything, then why do it?

i didn't say i didn't like anything, moron.
if you don't have any constructive input, don't open your fvcking mouth
 

Spike

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Originally posted by: Xyclone
Originally posted by: duragezic
So you don't like anything, then why do it?

QFT

Definitly agree there. I have tried maybe 50 or so different types of beer and have never found any I like. Those ranged from typical cheap american to local (Seattle) micro brews like hales ales to imports and I hated them all. I tend to be more of a wine drinker with a preference for a '99 or '00 Syrah... For some reason I have never found one that I did not enjoy.

I also like the typical "girl" drinks that are fruity and sweet. I use some harder stuff but mainly as a mixer for flavor. For example, my screwdriver is a half shot of Absolut Vanilla in a full (8-10oz) glass of OJ. It has a great smooth taste without ANY harshness at all. I am also a fan of the "captain dew" which is one shot of Captain Morgans in a full can of Mtn Dew.

If you don't like the taste of any alchohol then don't drink it. This may be hard to believe for some but I have never been drunk (and yes, I did graduate from a public university) and only drink for the flavor, not the feeling. My wife was almost drunk one (she was pretty tipsy) but claims she did not quite go over the edge so I guess she is in the same league as me.

-spike
 

Xyclone

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Originally posted by: Spike
Originally posted by: Xyclone
Originally posted by: duragezic
So you don't like anything, then why do it?

QFT

Definitly agree there. I have tried maybe 50 or so different types of beer and have never found any I like. Those ranged from typical cheap american to local (Seattle) micro brews like hales ales to imports and I hated them all. I tend to be more of a wine drinker with a preference for a '99 or '00 Syrah... For some reason I have never found one that I did not enjoy.

I also like the typical "girl" drinks that are fruity and sweet. I use some harder stuff but mainly as a mixer for flavor. For example, my screwdriver is a half shot of Absolut Vanilla in a full (8-10oz) glass of OJ. It has a great smooth taste without ANY harshness at all. I am also a fan of the "captain dew" which is one shot of Captain Morgans in a full can of Mtn Dew.

If you don't like the taste of any alchohol then don't drink it. This may be hard to believe for some but I have never been drunk (and yes, I did graduate from a public university) and only drink for the flavor, not the feeling. My wife was almost drunk one (she was pretty tipsy) but claims she did not quite go over the edge so I guess she is in the same league as me.

-spike

:thumbsup:
 

apac

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: duragezic
So you don't like anything, then why do it?

i didn't say i didn't like anything, moron.
if you don't have any constructive input, don't open your fvcking mouth

Whoa there killer.
 

Spike

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Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Jaegermeister.

/thread

Lol, I gave a shot of that to my brother who had never really tried any alchohol and wanted to try a shot. The look on his face was priceless. He was like "what the heck, it's black NyQuil!"

So stinking funny.

-spike
 

MikeMike

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Originally posted by: Leper Messiah
I'm a fan of Captain and Coke me self, but its too bad you can't buy grain liquor in michigan...

o yea, Everclear doesnt taste like alcohol at all :roll:

that stuff just rapes you and since he doesnt seemingly mix... well then yea.