Alabama strippers...

[sactoking]

...are not attractive.

My wife was on Facebook last night catching up with her step-sister and she saw lots of check-ins at an establishment she didn't recognize. My wife clicked through to see what it was and it turns out her step-sister is a waitress at a strip club. There were lots of pics on the club's Facebook page and my wife started clicking through them to see if her her step-sister was in them and if she was a dancer or not. Turns out that Alabama strippers are not the cream of the crop, so to speak.

This has been a public service announcement.

Oh, and no pics since I don't have a Facebook account to link from (I'm sure ATOT'ers are resourceful enough to find Alabama stripper pics if you really want to).

 

[SillyOReilly]

I hear that toothless blowjobs are to die for

 

[SunnyD]

I hear that toothless blowjobs are to die for

They're called "Gummies" for a reason bro.

 

[waggy]

unless you are going to a high end place aren't most strippers meh looking?

 

[Maximilian]

Ttiwwp

 

[Krazy4Real]

Ttiwwp

this

 

[shortylickens]

unless you are going to a high end place aren't most strippers meh looking?

Yes, but dont let the OP know. Remember, liberals think prejudice is perfectly fine so long as its applied against southerners or whites or men.

 

[SpatiallyAware]

WTF how can you post this and not post pics, or even a link.



:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[SunnyD]

Yes, but dont let the OP know. Remember, liberals think prejudice is perfectly fine so long as its applied against southerners or whites or men.

What really gets me is that this is the "Conservative South" which holds high morals and family values in such high regard. If that's so, why are there strip joints every where you go? :biggrin:

 

[sactoking]

WTF how can you post this and not post pics, or even a link.



:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

If you have a FB account, look for 'Pony Bama'.

Yes, but dont let the OP know. Remember, liberals think prejudice is perfectly fine so long as its applied against southerners or whites or men.

Dude, GTFO with that shit.

 

[isekii]

the clubs in nyc got banging chicks.

not to mention ones in jersey.

 

[Rastus]

Waitress at a strip joint. They all say that.

 

[Ricochet]

....but there are some hot ones in Memphis, TN and quite a few places in Texas. It's not like the south is devoid of hot strippers.

 

[thegimp03]

Waitress at a strip joint. They all say that.

They increase their tips by giving blowies in the lipstick room.

 

[shortylickens]

What really gets me is that this is the "Conservative South" which holds high morals and family values in such high regard. If that's so, why are there strip joints every where you go? :biggrin:

Theres no strip joints anywhere near me.
Trust me, I know.

And southern christian conservatives are the biggest hypocrites in the entire world. Followed closely by southern jewish conservatives.

 

[FoBoT]

have you guys watched that new TV show, GCB ? you might want to check it out
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1727387/

Trivia
The Kim Gatlin novel on which this TV series is based is titled not "GCB" but "Good Christian Bitches." That title was also originally given to this show's pilot, but was then changed to "Good Christian Belles" before promotion of the show started, but then changed again to just the ambiguous abbreviation "GCB".

Kristin Chenoweth is pretty awesome

 

[OutHouse]

she saw lots of check-ins at an establishment

?? since i do not have FB, what is this check-ins?

 

[FoBoT]

?? since i do not have FB, what is this check-ins?

you can setup your smartphone/GPS to post to facebook where you are

so you go to Starbucks and your phone 'checks you in' at Starbucks so all your peeps know you are getting a $4 coffee

 

[Sixguns]

Ive never been to a strip club but if I ever do, I know it wont be in Alabama.

 

[BlitzPuppet]

unless you are going to a high end place aren't most strippers meh looking?

My ex was a Puerto Rican stripper. Beautiful and tall as hell (looked semi asian), but fake bewbs + psychotic personality= RUN!

She was originally from Florida though...Is there a single woman in Alabama that is attractive?

 

[SunnyD]

My ex was a Puerto Rican stripper. Beautiful and tall as hell (looked semi asian), but fake bewbs + psychotic personality= RUN!

She was originally from Florida though...Is there a single woman in Alabama that is attractive?

I'm going with yes... several.

 

[BlitzPuppet]

I'm going with yes... several.

Counting yourself multiple times doesn't count...unless pics?

 

[EagleKeeper]

What really gets me is that this is the "Conservative South" which holds high morals and family values in such high regard. If that's so, why are there strip joints every where you go? :biggrin:

If you pardon the puns:

It is to strip ever dollar from the liberal northerners that cum down to impose their sucking morals on the southerners. :biggrin:

 

[SunnyD]

Counting yourself multiple times doesn't count...unless pics?

I'm not a woman.

 

[OutHouse]

you can setup your smartphone/GPS to post to facebook where you are

so you go to Starbucks and your phone 'checks you in' at Starbucks so all your peeps know you are getting a $4 coffee

ok..... so how does that work? is it RFID, GPS?


and why in the hell would anybody do this?