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Al Gore and Tipper to seperate?

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marvdmartian

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Tipper: "Al, I've decided, after much research, that global warming is just so much contrived hogwash!"

Al (with shocked/hurt expression on his face) : "Who the hell are you? I just don't know you anymore!!" :rolleyes:
 
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ShawnD1

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marvdmartian said:
Tipper: "Al, I've decided, after much research, that global warming is just so much contrived hogwash!"

Al (with shocked/hurt expression on his face) : "Who the hell are you? I just don't know you anymore!!" :rolleyes:
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My family has some Jewish heritage and I once worked for the government. I'm part of the global warming conspiracy ;)


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Fuck Al Gore. Not because he's rich or because he uses more energy than me, but because he runs his own carbon credit company. What a stupid wise and beautiful woman.
 
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From the article:

>>Al and Tipper Gore's dramatic kiss on the podium of the Democratic National Convention in 2000 was credited for giving him a more human image in his presidential run.

"The sheer carnality of the kiss - the-can't-wait-to-get-back-to-the-hotel-room urgency, the sexual electricity flowing south - was riveting," Time magazine's Lance Morrow wrote at the time.<<

Riveting? I think most people were turned off - and unconvinced.
 
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ShawnD1

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grrl said:
"The sheer carnality of the kiss - the-can't-wait-to-get-back-to-the-hotel-room urgency, the sexual electricity flowing south - was riveting," Time magazine's Lance Morrow wrote at the time.<<

Riveting? I think most people were turned off - and unconvinced.
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I had to youtube this bitch to see it again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziBwPE5AF3Y

Worst kiss ever. He looks like one of those guys who mouth rapes women and doesn't understand why they don't want to kiss him. It would have been more effective if they tried to put forth the image of a couple in love rather than "take off your pants and bust out the cowboy boots, let's fuck"

Reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY
 
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Tiamat

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wow, 40 years seems quite a long time to not be able to work out of any problem...
 
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ShawnD1

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Tiamat said:
wow, 40 years seems quite a long time to not be able to work out of any problem...
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Did you see the kissing video? If you're that horrible after 30 years of marriage (it was about 10 years ago) then it will never be fixed.
 
JulesMaximus

JulesMaximus

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This is proof that global warming is a hoax...I mean really, the guy can't even keep his marriage together. Next thing you know, he'll be tapping his foot in an airport men's room, oh wait, he's an libural...nevermind.
 
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ShawnD1

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JulesMaximus said:
This is proof that global warming is a hoax...I mean really, the guy can't even keep his marriage together. Next thing you know, he'll be tapping his foot in an airport men's room, oh wait, he's an libural...nevermind.
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Not all gay men believe in global warming :colbert:
 
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marvdmartian

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ShawnD1 said:
Did you see the kissing video? If you're that horrible after 30 years of marriage (it was about 10 years ago) then it will never be fixed.
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Maybe his idea of foreplay was to stand at the foot of the bed, with nothing but a pair of black socks (and garters) on, hollering, "Prepare yourself, Tipper! I'm coming in!!!!!" :eek:
 
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