aite guys, i really seriously need surprise ideas for our 2 yr anniv.

[LOLyourFace]

it's this this weekend and for God's sake, I'm out of ideas. I've done everything! lighting 50 candles in my dorm, random surprises here and there for many capitalistic holidays in the past 2 years.

now the big two is coming and I've completely ran out of freakn ideas... we've already dined at numerous fancy restaurants and done everything!

help a guy out plz, i can tell from her dreaded voice on the phone that she's expecting something............. asdjflajs lkfj alskfjls;jdfasklfjlsa;dfjlakjd;f

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[edit]
im thinking of filling the trunk of my car with helium balloons and a little gift and have her open the trunk at the end of the day... how's that? it seems bit unoriginal (everyone has done it). But what should i do for the day? any ideas you have up your sleeves that has impressed your girl/boy?

[edit2]
aite no more retarded answers like "fvck her" "three some". it used to be funny when i did it to other ppl but not anymore u nefs...

 

[maziwanka]

boo for asking ATOT

 

[Actaeon]

Girlfriend or Wife?

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
boo for asking ATOT

why? brutuskend came up with some brilliant ideas last year.

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
boo for asking ATOT

yeah
work on your sekssss skills and give her an orgasm for once

 

[K1052]

Threesome?

Edit: Hey, it would be a suprise.

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: Actaeon
Girlfriend or Wife?

gf, 2 yrs. she's not 21, so that rules out going to a nice bar or something. (but i am)

 

[Ameesh]

pearl necklace

 

[MacBaine]

Give her a home pregnancy test that already says positive... then just smile really big at her.

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: Ameesh
pearl necklace

i need a surprise factor, not just presenting an overpriced gift she wouldn't appreciate much (she's very down to earth, doesn't care much for jewelry)

 

[CraigRT]

I don't know man, I absolutely suck at stuff like this. sorry, but good luck.. LOL

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace

Originally posted by: Ameesh
pearl necklace

i need a surprise factor, not just presenting an overpriced gift she wouldn't appreciate much (she's very down to earth, doesn't care much for jewelry)

That joke went way over your head, apparently.

 

[MustISO]

If you really want to surprise her... two words, Anal Sex!

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace

Originally posted by: Ameesh
pearl necklace

i need a surprise factor, not just presenting an overpriced gift she wouldn't appreciate much (she's very down to earth, doesn't care much for jewelry)

That joke went way over your head, apparently.

no it didn't, it was a sad attempt to take it as a real answer out of utter desperation.

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace

Originally posted by: Ameesh
pearl necklace

i need a surprise factor, not just presenting an overpriced gift she wouldn't appreciate much (she's very down to earth, doesn't care much for jewelry)

That joke went way over your head, apparently.

no it didn't, it was a sad attempt to take it as a real answer out of utter desperation.

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: MustISO
If you really want to surprise her... two words, Anal Sex!

lol lol lol

 

[LOLyourFace]

how about a digicam!?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
how about a digicam!?

Good idea, as long as you post pix of your woman that you took with it.

 

[bernse]

Secretly record you two making out and then wrap it up and give it to her as a suprise.

Wimmins like that kind of thing. Really.

 

[EmperorIQ]

depends on how serious you are, you might want to go for a promise ring, if you are that serious, my gf has one =)
also digicam is a really good idea, girls love taking pictures
next in line would be to buy a plain box from a craft store, a wooden one, fairly nice and already sanded down. Then on that day, go with her back to the craft store, buy some art supplies and decorate the box together. so the gift won't actually be the box, but you working with her on a box that she can use to hold memories of you 2 together.
another idea is possibly a hot air ballon ride, 150 bucks?
you can also find a cartoon that she likes, or a "love is" that came out on the day you 2 got together, find it, print it, and engrave it yourself on wood, then put varnish ontop of it, and write something in the back.
cook for her?
dunno.

 

[bernse]

A "Promise" ring? Are you 14? If you're old enough to get married and serious enough to commit, don't say "I promise to commit" just commit already and make it an engagement ring.

 

[EmperorIQ]

ok, so i just reread your post and the edit, you want something to do for the whole day? that box thing would be nice, it should take you guys at least 5 hours to work on that thing. . . . .
baking together is always fun
can you get a hold of a cabin?

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
how about a digicam!?

Good idea, as long as you post pix of your woman that you took with it.

the paris hilton model digicam would be a safe bet

 

[EmperorIQ]

Originally posted by: bernse
A "Promise" ring? Are you 14? If you're old enough to get married and serious enough to commit, don't say "I promise to commit" just commit already and make it an engagement ring.

i know, i'm committed already, but the ring was given during high school. . .. but not at age 14, we're both pretty committed, but you made sense i know what you mean. and no i'm not old enough to get married, at least we dont' feel that we should until we're both done with school.

 

Come home with a set of handcuffs and a tongue stud, that should make her happy.