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Airplane 2:
Tell me everything thats happend up till now.

Well first the Earth cooled and then the dinosaurs came, but they got to big and fat and turned into oil. But then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes and then Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. He just put on her best dress and went to town........

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my brother has never seen it...and i cant get the lazy, unemployed bastard to watch it.

should i tie him down and tape his eyes open and make him watch? hes a lightweight hippie so i can take him.
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: Squisher
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
xSauronx, do you like movies about gladiators?
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I wonder if he has ever watched a man take a shower?
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If you can't quote the movie, don't attempt to quote the movie.
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Chump don' want no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow!
 
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
 
Airplane! is one of my top 3 movies. I just can't pick a #1 between it, Office Space, and Monty Python's Seach for the Holy Grail.
 
Originally posted by: dullard
Airplane! is one of my top 3 movies. I just can't pick a #1 between it, Office Space, and Monty Python's Seach for the Holy Grail.
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For me I would remove Office Space and replace it with Blazing Saddles for my top 3 desert island comedies list.
 
Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Definitely one of the best comedies ever made.

KT
 
Originally posted by: dullard
Airplane! is one of my top 3 movies. I just can't pick a #1 between it, Office Space, and Monty Python's Seach for the Holy Grail.
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My triumvirate is Airplane, Caddyshack and The Blues Brothers.
 
I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate...
Hello...? Hello...? Hello...?
Echo...! Echo...! Echo...!
 
Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

i could quote all day 😀
 
"We'll have to build up his confidence... Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?"
"No, never."
"Shit. It's goddamn waste of time. There's no way he can land this plane."
 
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