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Airline moves dead body to first class

Oh, so the body should be left to fester with the people sitting in coach - the modern day equivalent of steerage? 😛
 
So do you get a refund for your ticket if your dead? What about the guy she got "plunked down" next to?
 
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Zolty
Originally posted by: NFS4
Should have put the body beside this guy instead 😉
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would that be necrophilia?
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She won't care, she's dead. The let man get off you oppressor!



😉
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Gnarls Barkley -- Necromancer

Uh huh, wake up, wake up, wake up
Don't wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
Uh huh, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
It's naughty, very naughty necrophilia
Without a care I'm compassionate about killing her
I'd have my way with what's left of the will in her
Cosmopolitans, and cocaine, and an occasional pill in her
When she spoke I saw a spark, but it was dark so
I drove her home when she died, sexy suicide
Sweet nothings for the numb, you feel where I'm coming from?
Have no fear, everything's fine, my girl parties all the time
Did you hear what I said? With this ring I thee wed
A body in my bed, she was cool when I met her
But I think I like her better dead

The production is progressive, but the reason is retro
The chords are cold-blooded murder, I named it neo-necro
I whispered in her ear to hear an echo, echo-co-co
I keep her - it's cheaper - I love too much to let go
We discussed over dinner how she would die before the day was done
So I've caught her just in time to have a little fun
And you could use a little sun
So scream and holler, run and play
Wish you could die another day
I'm glad to say that I've
Done what I could to revive
My softer side survived
Damn, that ****** was all right, when she was alive
Ha ha ha...
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Zolty
Originally posted by: NFS4
Should have put the body beside this guy instead 😉
Click to expand...

would that be necrophilia?
Click to expand...

She won't care, she's dead. The let man get off you oppressor!



😉
Click to expand...

Gnarls Barkley -- Necromancer

Uh huh, wake up, wake up, wake up
Don't wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
Uh huh, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
It's naughty, very naughty necrophilia
Without a care I'm compassionate about killing her
I'd have my way with what's left of the will in her
Cosmopolitans, and cocaine, and an occasional pill in her
When she spoke I saw a spark, but it was dark so
I drove her home when she died, sexy suicide
Sweet nothings for the numb, you feel where I'm coming from?
Have no fear, everything's fine, my girl parties all the time
Did you hear what I said? With this ring I thee wed
A body in my bed, she was cool when I met her
But I think I like her better dead

The production is progressive, but the reason is retro
The chords are cold-blooded murder, I named it neo-necro
I whispered in her ear to hear an echo, echo-co-co
I keep her - it's cheaper - I love too much to let go
We discussed over dinner how she would die before the day was done
So I've caught her just in time to have a little fun
And you could use a little sun
So scream and holler, run and play
Wish you could die another day
I'm glad to say that I've
Done what I could to revive
My softer side survived
Damn, that ****** was all right, when she was alive
Ha ha ha...
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Thanks for the lyrics NFS4 :disgust:

Now I know what you have been up to
 
Actually, in other renditions of the article you'll see that the woman's daughter was sitting there wailing at the loss of her mother....

You'd think that a refund would be in order...
 
so next time if I want to upgrade while flying on BA, I should just die ? What a wonderful idea...

BA First Class: Gets you one step closer to Heaven/Hell while in luxury and comfort.
 
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