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DanTMWTMP

DanTMWTMP

Lifer
Oct 7, 2001
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goddamn there's a hugearse spider roaming around somewhere at my place!!!!! I saw it once, and roommates saw it once. The fugger is HUGE. Can't find it! yet too scared to find it lol.

ugh, that spider's scary looking.

One time @ work, a sacfull of baby spiders exploded onto me as I was reaching for some ethernet wire OMFG. I had baby spider daddy longlegs all over me. Coworker hurried up and got the vacuum cleaner and sucked those buggers off of me. I stayed calm and said "oh crap. umm, hey Steve, ya, a little help here. thx hehe." I REALLY REALLY WANTED to go "holy shiet!" and run around like a little pansy, but it was a business atmosphere, so I had to maintain composure. I was freaked out insdie.
 
Leros

Leros

Lifer
Jul 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: dugweb
holy shiz, i thought you were gonna post a vid of some college kids doing the "spider-man" it's where you get naked and do a handstand in a doorway so when someone opens the door the first thing they see is your upside down scrotum and hairy chode :Q!

I got pwned by someone doing the spiderman to me this weekend :(
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grandpa is that you?
 
lozina

lozina

Lifer
Sep 10, 2001
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So that's her new bf ?

Hey can you tell us her general area she lives in, let see if we can identify this thing...
 
M

MAME

Banned
Sep 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: SampSon
So the relationship didn't last eh. :( Toldja so.

That spider should be killed.
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I actually ended it a year ago (but we still get in on the international sex whenever we happen to be near)

that spider is one of like 1,000 (no kidding) that are living in her house. Her mom just moves them outside
 
Googer

Googer

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: MAME
My ex gf sent me this today. Her house is a traditional Japanese style in the country side. There TONS of bugs there


Here's a better shot to give you an idea as to how big it really is
FVCK

in fact, when I was there a year ago, I *kicked* a spider one night on my way to the bathroom when it was too dark to see. I didn't realize it a first, but it ran up the wall and waited to kill me in my sleep.


EDIT:
HHAHHAHA, I just read the email that she sent the pics with. She went to show her mom the spider (she's the resident insect removal lady) and she said the spider was SMALL. yikes
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I cannot think of the name off hand but that is a spider that originates from China. Most likely a stoaway or decendant of one.
 
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MAME

Banned
Sep 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Theguynextdoor
Originally posted by: SketchMaster
"....

Honey, get my gun!"
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Tell her to shampoo her carpet. I can see stains in it.
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she's 26 and lives on her own in Tokyo. She was just visiting home so I doubt she cares much about the carpet
 
M

MAME

Banned
Sep 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Googer
Originally posted by: MAME
My ex gf sent me this today. Her house is a traditional Japanese style in the country side. There TONS of bugs there


Here's a better shot to give you an idea as to how big it really is
FVCK

in fact, when I was there a year ago, I *kicked* a spider one night on my way to the bathroom when it was too dark to see. I didn't realize it a first, but it ran up the wall and waited to kill me in my sleep.


EDIT:
HHAHHAHA, I just read the email that she sent the pics with. She went to show her mom the spider (she's the resident insect removal lady) and she said the spider was SMALL. yikes
Click to expand...

I cannot think of the name off hand but that is a spider that originates from China. Most likely a stoaway or decendant of one.
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that sneaky son of a bitch!
 
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