AHHH! Cheerio combat!

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Imaginer

Diamond Member
Oct 15, 1999
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Open the lips and pass the gums.
Look out grapes! here I come! :p

How far does that actually shoot anyway?
 

AMDJunkie

Diamond Member
Dec 6, 1999
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Hahahaha! I got Honey Nut Cluster bombs! Someone get those granola bars and flank right. You, with the box of Fruit Loops, lay them down around the perimeter. I want those Rice Krispies stopping up those enemy guns! Dammit, where are the gritlayers, I wanted a wall 12' tall here!
 

Killbat

Diamond Member
Jan 9, 2000
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Imaginer: At the right angle, you could probably land a grape hundreds (1000+?) of feet away! It's way too powerful to use against people. :)

AMD! Where the hell have you been? We were almost overrun without your toaster pastries support!
 

AMDJunkie

Diamond Member
Dec 6, 1999
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Yes! The Eggo truck came through! Hahahaha! Captain, take them out and decimate the front line. You, snipe off any comanders with Lucky Charms. Fall back men, they may try to counter!
 

Killbat

Diamond Member
Jan 9, 2000
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General chipbgt hasn't responded for minutes! We just might have broken his forces' morale.
 

AMDJunkie

Diamond Member
Dec 6, 1999
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He might be leading us into a trap with a large force in hiding. Use Large-Sized Mini-Wheat artillary and then pursue with a small force to interrogate.
 

Chooie

Platinum Member
Nov 8, 1999
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Okay boys, bring out the sandblaster and load it with Cap'n Crunch! That oughta flush him out!
 

Yeeny

Lifer
Feb 2, 2000
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You guys cannot be cereal, do you really think you will win you Frosted Flakes? You are all a bunch of Froot Loops if you think ChipBGT is hiding from you, he is going to come back and kick all your Golden Graham hides! ;)
 

dennilfloss

Past Lifer 1957-2014 In Memoriam
Oct 21, 1999
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Captain Crunch to the rescue with his Katushias made of Popeye cigarettes. :)

Wait, the Quaker Oat guy says he's a pacifist and won't join the fray. What a looser. Now he's being knee dropped by Aunt Jemima. Ouch!

Crush (Anthrax)
 

Chooie

Platinum Member
Nov 8, 1999
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I think count chocula and toucan sam can give us air support, now we just need tony to lead the ground assault!
 

dennilfloss

Past Lifer 1957-2014 In Memoriam
Oct 21, 1999
30,509
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Hurrah! Here comes the cavalry! The whole 'Breakfast of Champions' special forces, led by Wayne Gretsky. Omygawd, all the ones who abused steroids have miniguns! :Q

Duck! Mary Lou Retton is about to unleash her Wicked Smile attack, the very one that laid waste to Erythrea.

Metal Gods (Judas Priest)
 

Farbio

Diamond Member
Apr 9, 2000
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loads his burnt to crisp bagels into the skeet shooter....

bring it on boys!!
 

DarK SagE

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Yuuuummmmm glazed donut
 

Howard

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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Errr...

I have no choice but to join in the fray!

HAAAI-YAHAAHAAAHAHAAHAHHAHAA

*brandishes handful of Shreddies shurikens (ninja stars)*
 

AMDJunkie

Diamond Member
Dec 6, 1999
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It's the Cheez-Its Dragoon! Those sharp corners and ridges are just mowing the enemy down! Uh-oh, enemy bagel reinforcements from the front and sides! I need some diggers here NOW! Trench warfare is back! *Lobs an egg over the protective grit wall*
 

chipbgt

Banned
Nov 30, 1999
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......Did you really think you could break me? I am an unstoppable force of culinary delight.


<-----fills up his water balloons with 3 month old yogurt and takes aim....
 

dennilfloss

Past Lifer 1957-2014 In Memoriam
Oct 21, 1999
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No one can resist my Lucky Charm. Now throwing all the Snack Bars &amp; Sweet Marys I found in the cat box, added Vegemite just to be real nasty. Launching...NOW! :D

Don't Look Back (Boston)
 

AMDJunkie

Diamond Member
Dec 6, 1999
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We have recieved permission to use the most devestating weapon in our arsenal. Shaken-up Soda Cans! Let 'er rip!
 

yata

Senior member
Jun 2, 2000
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Not before you &quot;eat&quot; my rock-hard Skittles loaded into my &quot;sweetly&quot; modified paintball gun. Aiming at the forehead. Duck!