Hahahaha! I got Honey Nut Cluster bombs! Someone get those granola bars and flank right. You, with the box of Fruit Loops, lay them down around the perimeter. I want those Rice Krispies stopping up those enemy guns! Dammit, where are the gritlayers, I wanted a wall 12' tall here!
Yes! The Eggo truck came through! Hahahaha! Captain, take them out and decimate the front line. You, snipe off any comanders with Lucky Charms. Fall back men, they may try to counter!
He might be leading us into a trap with a large force in hiding. Use Large-Sized Mini-Wheat artillary and then pursue with a small force to interrogate.
You guys cannot be cereal, do you really think you will win you Frosted Flakes? You are all a bunch of Froot Loops if you think ChipBGT is hiding from you, he is going to come back and kick all your Golden Graham hides!
Hurrah! Here comes the cavalry! The whole 'Breakfast of Champions' special forces, led by Wayne Gretsky. Omygawd, all the ones who abused steroids have miniguns! :Q
Duck! Mary Lou Retton is about to unleash her Wicked Smile attack, the very one that laid waste to Erythrea.
It's the Cheez-Its Dragoon! Those sharp corners and ridges are just mowing the enemy down! Uh-oh, enemy bagel reinforcements from the front and sides! I need some diggers here NOW! Trench warfare is back! *Lobs an egg over the protective grit wall*
No one can resist my Lucky Charm. Now throwing all the Snack Bars & Sweet Marys I found in the cat box, added Vegemite just to be real nasty. Launching...NOW!
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