AHHH! Cheerio combat!

[dennilfloss]

Omygawd! They jammed our radar! :Q

Mmm. Raspberries. Yum.

Launching the Durian Extract poison gas. Screw the arms treaty, this is war! Bring on Colonel Mustard and that <stuttering> KKKolonel from KFC. The Idi Amin Stay Puft Marshmellow man will rain spoiled formula over their trenches.

Sisters Of Mercy (Leonard Cohen)

 

[AMDJunkie]

Call in for a brownie-mix airstrike! I want prickly pears rolled into their defenses. Shower them with the Krapt BBQ sauce! Durians, eh? Get the curtled milk and the vegetables from the very back corner of the crisper drawer. They'll never breathe with their noses again!

 

[dennilfloss]

Bring on the recycled corn niblet heavy machine guns here...and there. Time to drop the cluster rambutans. Place the soggy Captain Crunch claymores in the canyon. Camouflage yourself with green eggs &amp; ham for goodness sake!

Hahaha. We now have the enemy bottled downstream. Time to blow up the prune juice dam and flush away the infidels. Here we go...BOOM!

Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

Whoa, they are trying to outrun the prune juice, heading for the perceived safety of the Mexican drinking water pond. They are stuck on the shrimp paste island. Time for the guacamole Grosse Bertha to be wheeled into position. This is not a clean up operation. It's the opposite.

Let them have it before the can complete their vermicelli raft. Blammo!

Ack! They just spread on their rancid Budweiser cologne, the one with the toe jam sediment.

Running Scared (Roy Orbison)

 

[AMDJunkie]

You give your enemy what you don't want! Artillery, fire six-packs of Budweiser in front and to the sides of them so that their only means of escape is through us. Equip the men with Miller Light grenades and Michelob rifles! I need beer bellies here in the front to render their alcoholic beverages useless. I need a infiltrator to dump this Cranberry juice in their fresh water supplies. We'll hit 'em with their pants down! Oh, and I want molasses dropped over their encampment to destroy mobility. Get off your a$$es and move it!

 

[dennilfloss]

Hurrah! The jalapeno shrapnel caught them in the Mcnuggets! Let's release the Zoodles after them.Let's play Barney's song I Love You to drive them mad. We need more sharkfin-stabilised, discarding sorbet ammunition to use against their almond personnel carriers. Zut! They replaced their Humvies with Humpty Dumpties! Their AllBrans tanks are moving in. Doesn't matter! The turrista on our Merbaklavas rotates faster and our licorice guns elevate higher than theirs. We'll get them from a coconut huskdown position behind the tapioca berm.

Our souvlaki galleys are gonna use Greek fire and ram them. Whoa! What a collision! The peanut butter is flying. They are running out of fuel. Look! Their capital ship is leaking longan juice! It's listing to port. It's caught in a vanilla swirl.

Ship Of Gold (Clutch)

 

[AMDJunkie]

Three words: Lemon Meringue Pie. Somebody?s goin? down!

 

[dennilfloss]

Look! There's a gaping hole in their donut defense! :Q

Careful, it might be a trap. Better send in some Black Forest Cake Rangers first. These lemon-flavoured Gurkhas are fearless.

Big Balls (AC/DC)

 

[AMDJunkie]

Hey, I haven't had breakfast and I'm hungry! *Starts eating the enemy forces*

 

[Chooie]

Dennilfloss, have you been to southeast asia recently? I haven't had fresh rumbutan in over 6 years. Ahem, back to combat...


Where did I put my velveeta emulsification gun?

 

[dennilfloss]

Never been to southeast Asia but my ex-wife is from Malaysia (3/4 Chinese, 1/4 Javanese origins), so I got to taste a lot of these everytime she flew back from visiting the in-laws.

Who said anything about lobbing fresh rambutan at them? Our ammo is riper than ripe! :Q

Time to bombard the enemy with spinach-juice covered star fruits (jack fruits), poisoned chicken feet and smelly squid rejects!

The Cover Of The Rolling Stone (Dr. Hook)

 

[AMDJunkie]

AMD Junkie slaps the enemy a bit with a large trout.

 

[Imaginer]

I am hurt!!! I been lobbed by an armed artichoke!!!! Had a hard time hauling *** back to base... *GASP*

 

[dennilfloss]

Time for our ultimate weapon: Blood pudding! :Q

Damn, not enough of it. We will have to use some Yorkshire pudding too.

Steam (Peter Gabriel)