Ahh walking people from drunk parties is always fun

Feb 19, 2001
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I ate too much korean BBQ tonight and I felt really full. After 1 shot I felt like if I took anymore, I would end up throwing up for the night (maybe something like 6 -7 shots later), and so I decided not to drink anymore and just chill.

Anyways, my 2 good friends turned out to be extremely drunk and I had to walk them back. I first though I could take them both back, but it was worse than I thought. THey were stumbling and falling and trying to hug each other but would push each other over into the ground.

Luckily I had 2 other guy friends who decided to help out. Me and 1 other guy would hold onto 1 girl each and the 3rd guy would separate the two. The two girls talked about kicking each other's asses and kicking each other to Hong Kong, Korea, or whatever you name it. One girl threw a shoe at the other and kept throwing everything she had. We had to double knot her shoe in the end so she couldn't pull that. But yea they would run at each other and shove each other and slap each other... God they were hilarious... Anyways, nite nite. Football game tomorrow! Go Bears
 

Orsorum

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Dec 26, 2001
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Drunk women are entertaining, but tend to fall asleep quickly. As for myself, I'm going to bed. :)
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: DLeRium
I ate too much korean BBQ tonight and I felt really full. After 1 shot I felt like if I took anymore, I would end up throwing up for the night (maybe something like 6 -7 shots later), and so I decided not to drink anymore and just chill.

Anyways, my 2 good friends turned out to be extremely drunk and I had to walk them back. I first though I could take them both back, but it was worse than I thought. THey were stumbling and falling and trying to hug each other but would push each other over into the ground.

Luckily I had 2 other guy friends who decided to help out. Me and 1 other guy would hold onto 1 girl each and the 3rd guy would separate the two. The two girls talked about kicking each other's asses and kicking each other to Hong Kong, Korea, or whatever you name it. One girl threw a shoe at the other and kept throwing everything she had. We had to double knot her shoe in the end so she couldn't pull that. But yea they would run at each other and shove each other and slap each other... God they were hilarious... Anyways, nite nite. Football game tomorrow! Go Bears
dumbasses
 

OVerLoRDI

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Drunk people annoy me, fortunately none of my friends are drinkers. If anything we'll have one or 2 beers and just chill.
 

MichaelD

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Jan 16, 2001
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This thread is useless without pics or video of said drunk women stumbling.

So, this means your thread is...

MySpace
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mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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Should have let them fight. Might have ripped each other's clothes off.
 

johnjbruin

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I've had to take some of my drunk female friends back to their apartments - it is not fun - specially when they say 'i think i'm going to puke'
 

kami333

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Dec 12, 2001
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I take good care of drunk people and expect the same back when I'm in that position:)
 
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It depends. Sometimes it can be really annoying to help out your drunk friends, but other times, it is just funny to see them so messed up.
 

50cent1228

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i had to drag one of my drunk friends once and he got too heavy so i dropped him ....it was so funny...we didn't know what was happemim
 

secretanchitman

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Originally posted by: OVerLoRDI
Drunk people annoy me, fortunately none of my friends are drinkers. If anything we'll have one or 2 beers and just chill.

i totally agree. i havent gotten drunk (ever) and nor do i plan to, cause i always have a good time without drunk people/alcohol.

it is funny to watch drunk people do stuff though.
 

Xyo II

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Bubbly drunk people are fun. I'm-going-to-puke drunk people are not fun. I'm-going-to-pass-out-and-piss-myself-which-will-flood-all-over-your-carpet-and
not-wake-up-until-noon-the-next-day drunk people are also not fun.
 

waggy

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Dec 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: Xyo II
Bubbly drunk people are fun. I'm-going-to-puke drunk people are not fun. I'm-going-to-pass-out-and-piss-myself-which-will-flood-all-over-your-carpet-and
not-wake-up-until-noon-the-next-day drunk people are also not fun.

niether are the i'm-drunk-and-can-kick-anyones-ass-and-you-look-a-good-target type either.

only seen that type once in a bar. some guy decided a friends wife was a bitch for no reason and was loudly yelling it (we were playing the shuffle board). wich was a silly mistake because he was a ex-marine heh. but he was nice about it. just got the guy in a arm bar and escorted him out of the bar. wich the bartender got us a round of beer for hehe
 

Turin39789

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Originally posted by: Xyo II
Bubbly drunk people are fun. I'm-going-to-puke drunk people are not fun. I'm-going-to-pass-out-and-piss-myself-which-will-flood-all-over-your-carpet-and
not-wake-up-until-noon-the-next-day drunk people are also not fun.

I turn into a physicist when I get drunk