Tigers are mean
Tigers are fierce
Tigers have teeth
And claws that pierce.
Tigers are great
They can’t be beat
If I was a tiger
That would be neat!
Tigers are nimble
And light on their toes
My Respect for tigers
Continually grows.
Tigers are perfect
The E-pit-o-me
Of good looks and grace
And quiet dignity!
The zebra’s stripes are lacking hues,
so they don’t compare to you-know-whose.
Orange, black, and white is what to wear!
It’s haute couture for those who dare!
It’s camouflage, and stylish, too!
Yes, tigers look the best, it’s true!