ahaha i am crying... too funny....

[gopunk]

Close to cannibalism on a Dallas runway

 

[Orsorum]

<< Close to cannibalism on a Dallas runway >>



lol Great stuff.

 

[SHoddyCOmp]

probably the funniest part of it to me was this..

''During this time, we were each given one (one) tiny packet of a gritty substance that was called a ''breakfast snack,'' because you cannot come right out and inform passengers that they are being fed gerbil treats. (For security reasons, airlines no longer serve actual meals, which could be used as nourishment by terrorists.)''

rotflmao

 

[gopunk]

<< probably the funniest part of it to me was this..

''During this time, we were each given one (one) tiny packet of a gritty substance that was called a ''breakfast snack,'' because you cannot come right out and inform passengers that they are being fed gerbil treats. (For security reasons, airlines no longer serve actual meals, which could be used as nourishment by terrorists.)''

rotflmao >>





haha, yup! i was going to post that, but decided not to ruin it for you guys

another great part is:

"my wife, who is more of an idealist, called the airport offices to complain. She finally reached somebody who said, basically, that airport management had nothing to do with managing the airport, and that our beef was with the airline, which I will call ``Nacirema Airlines.''"

 

[b0mbrman]

Ha ha...funny little column which I can definitely relate to

 

[yakko]

Dave Barry rocks.

 

[TheOmegaCode]

Kinda reminds me of Dave Sedaris...

Doctor: Do you smoke?
Patient: Only cigarettes and pot...
Doctor: only cigarettes and pot? Only?
Patient: Not crack. Never touch the stuff. Cigars either. Terrible habit, nasty...

<--- reading Barrel Fever

 

[BornStar]

That was a great column. My other favorite of his was the one where he was discussing the new 1.6gpf toilets and how they respond to "particularly large acts of congress".

 

[Smaulz]

<< That was a great column. My other favorite of his was the one where he was discussing the new 1.6gpf toilets and how they respond to "particularly large acts of congress". >>



Oh good heavens... you must find and post!!!

 

[SaltBoy]

6 and a half FREAKING HOURS on a freaking plane with NO FOOD?! MUWHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA -- suckers... :Q

I know, I'm horrible.

 

[Azraele]

<< probably the funniest part of it to me was this..

''During this time, we were each given one (one) tiny packet of a gritty substance that was called a ''breakfast snack,'' because you cannot come right out and inform passengers that they are being fed gerbil treats. (For security reasons, airlines no longer serve actual meals, which could be used as nourishment by terrorists.)''

rotflmao >>


Rotfl!!

 

[GSOYF]

yup...that really sucks... a lot

 

[TapTap]

I just would have let my 2 year old crap on the floor, GUARANTEE they would have opened the doors to the gate then

 

[Danman]

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<< Close to cannibalism on a Dallas runway >>



lol Great stuff. >>

 

[no0b]

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<< Close to cannibalism on a Dallas runway >>



lol Great stuff. >>

>>

 

[911paramedic]

That is the most horrible thing I have ever read, because it's true. Reminds me of the times I spent sleeping on the floor in Chicago O'Hare because they were snowed in. Luckily they have SOME experience with snow, so they make you wait in the terminal and not on the plane.

Gerbil pellets, LOL

 

[fatalbert]

lol

great stuff

 

[MichaelD]

<< because there were 40 planes ahead of us for the de-icing procedure, which was apparently being performed by a lone worker with a windshield scraper. >>



I can picture that.....ROFLMAO!

 

[deerslayer]

That is absolutely rediculous.

 

[vi edit]

excellent! I needed something humorous this morning