Ah Texas!

[KMFJD]

LMFAO , all life is scared!

House Bill 4260, called the “Man’s Right to Know Act,” would punish male masturbation with a $100 fine, and require men who want Viagra to be subject to a rectal exam.

There'a already a thread about this. https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/texas-republican-men-have-been-given-a-mirror.2501385
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http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progre...-male-masturbation-moves-closer-becoming-law/


The bill calls “masturbatory emissions” an “act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.”

The bill also contains provisions that would also put restrictions on vasectomies, Viagra prescriptions and colonoscopies, including:

• The state must create an informational booklet called “A Man’s Right to Know” that contains information and illustrations on the benefits of and concerns about those three treatments. A man must review the booklet before going through with any of them.
  
  
• A man must receive a rectal exam and an MRI of his rectum before any of the three treatments.
  
  
• A man would not be able sue a doctor for refusing to provide those treatments or another procedure if the procedure violates the doctor’s “personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs.”
  
  
• A doctor must obtain consent from the man before providing the treatment, and the man may give it only if he waits at least 24 hours after the doctor’s visit.
  
  
• The state must establish a registry of nonprofit organizations and hospitals that provide abstinence counseling, a supervising physician for “masturbatory emissions,” and semen storage.
  
  
• “Masturbatory emissions” must be stored for the wife for conception.

 

[alien42]

i hope you realize that this bill was introduced by a female Democrat for the sole purpose of showing just how stupid the laws regarding female reproduction are.

it's purpose is to prove a point, not become an actual law.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

LMFAO , all life is scared!

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progre...-male-masturbation-moves-closer-becoming-law/


The bill calls “masturbatory emissions” an “act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.”

The bill also contains provisions that would also put restrictions on vasectomies, Viagra prescriptions and colonoscopies, including:

• The state must create an informational booklet called “A Man’s Right to Know” that contains information and illustrations on the benefits of and concerns about those three treatments. A man must review the booklet before going through with any of them.
  
  
• A man must receive a rectal exam and an MRI of his rectum before any of the three treatments.
  
  
• A man would not be able sue a doctor for refusing to provide those treatments or another procedure if the procedure violates the doctor’s “personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs.”
  
  
• A doctor must obtain consent from the man before providing the treatment, and the man may give it only if he waits at least 24 hours after the doctor’s visit.
  
  
• The state must establish a registry of nonprofit organizations and hospitals that provide abstinence counseling, a supervising physician for “masturbatory emissions,” and semen storage.
  
  
• “Masturbatory emissions” must be stored for the wife for conception.

Apparently they took a cue from Legally Blonde.

 

[woolfe9998]

The bill is satire. I can't imagine it's actually going to pass.

 

[momeNt]

It's funny how it is only false equivalency if you support only one side of the argument. Since I support what she is going for with this parallel bill, I will not claim false equivalency.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

It's funny how it is only false equivalency if you support only one side of the argument. Since I support what she is going for with this parallel bill, I will not claim false equivalency.

Haha, now that's doubling down. I admire your candor and persistence.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

What's sad is this bullshit is what passes for working towards the betterment of the American people.

 

[KMFJD]

i hope you realize that this bill was introduced by a female Democrat for the sole purpose of showing just how stupid the laws regarding female reproduction are.

it's purpose is to prove a point, not become an actual law.

You don't say?

 

[momeNt]

Haha, now that's doubling down. I admire your candor and persistence.

One of the Texas lawmakers of the women's version of the bill claimed exactly that.

"I'm embarrassed for Representative Farrar," Rep. Tony Tinderholt, R-Arlington, told The Texas Tribune. "Her attempt to compare [HB 4260] to the abortion issue shows a lack of a basic understanding of human biology. I would recommend that she consider taking a high school biology class from a local public or charter school before filing another bill on the matter."

http://health.usnews.com/wellness/h...al-texas-bill-would-fine-men-for-masturbating