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Koing

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UK FHM is a dam good read :D

Koing
 

gigapet

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Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: Aharami
Originally posted by: Hoober
I swear I'm married to the most wonderful woman in the world. How many of your wives sign the renewal check for the annual subscription to Playboy?

Thank you, honey!! :D

i have to ask. have u 2 ever involved another woman for the night? it just popped in into my head. seems like your wife is the experimental type. my gf will be so pissed if she knew i was getting playboy (i'm not...unless someone can send me a free subscription :p).

you need to start being the man in the relationship....

Why? She pays all the bills. :p

i was talking about aharami, who i am assuming is a a grown man and should be able to get playboy magazine if he wants to...and he should have his bia inline so she doesnt question it.....

you hoober....your doing just fine.
 

DeeKnow

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Originally posted by: Rage187
she's not much of a wife if she expects you to masterbate instead of getting the real thing.



tch tch .... guess you haven't been getting any for a longggg time
 

rh71

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the most I'll get away with is being able to leave the Maxims with Jessica Alba on the cover on the den table. She's threatened to throw them away a few times. :shocked:
 

Aharami

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Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: Aharami
Originally posted by: Hoober
I swear I'm married to the most wonderful woman in the world. How many of your wives sign the renewal check for the annual subscription to Playboy?

Thank you, honey!! :D

i have to ask. have u 2 ever involved another woman for the night? it just popped in into my head. seems like your wife is the experimental type. my gf will be so pissed if she knew i was getting playboy (i'm not...unless someone can send me a free subscription :p).

you need to start being the man in the relationship....

Why? She pays all the bills. :p

i was talking about aharami, who i am assuming is a a grown man and should be able to get playboy magazine if he wants to...and he should have his bia inline so she doesnt question it.....

you hoober....your doing just fine.

nah...its a trade off. look at pictures on a 2D page? or get the real thing? I'd rather get the real thing. aNyways, my gf knows i have porn. she's grown used to the fact. but i think she'd care more if she knew that i'm paying for porn
 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: rh71
the most I'll get away with is being able to leave the Maxims with Jessica Alba on the cover on the den table. She's threatened to throw them away a few times. :shocked:

What's really funny is when her parents come to visit and I leave the Playboys and Maxims in the bathroom her dad comes down and starts asking her what she thinks of such and such's photo shoot. They just sit there and discuss it for twenty minutes. Her dad had Playboy all the time she was growing up. Luckily I had a son the first time around, but if the next one's a daughter you can bet she'll be raised in a Playboy household.
 

deejayshakur

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for those with gfs/wives who read playboy with them, they're keepers. the rest are too jealous and overprotective that they can't bear the thought of you looking at other girls. i read them with my gf all the time.

that being said, playboy is definitely in a class of its own compared to maxim and stuff. the writing is top notch.
 

tec699

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Dec 19, 2002
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Put a couple of "Dudes in love" on your desk and your wife will not be so threatened!
 

Ranger X

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Originally posted by: deejayshakur
that being said, playboy is definitely in a class of its own compared to maxim and stuff. the writing is top notch.
Try convincing everyone of that. I told a girl I read Maxim for the articles and I never heard the end of it. I think Playboy is harder to pass off even though the articles are excellent.

 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: Ranger X
Originally posted by: deejayshakur
that being said, playboy is definitely in a class of its own compared to maxim and stuff. the writing is top notch.
Try convincing everyone of that. I told a girl I read Maxim for the articles and I never heard the end of it. I think Playboy is harder to pass off even though the articles are excellent.

I've gotta agree with deejayshakur... if the one you're interested in isn't confident enough with herself to let you look at a magazine then you're going to wind up with problems later on. My wife knows I enjoy looking at other women, but she doesn't care because she's confident enough in herself to know that I always come home for dessert.
 

PatboyX

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i find it interesting that as the porn aspect of playboy has become obsolete for most people (ie: internet is easy/free. and usually you can find exact same content) the level of interesting interviews/short stories/articles has gone down.
 

Ogg

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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: Ogg
My wife and I used to snuggle up at night and read our latest Penthouse.......now that mag has some PICS baby!!!!! :D

Used to? :(

We will gladly accept your gift of a new subscription Bry!!!

You know how things go......giant stack of magazines, children are born, money is tight, blah blah etc.....

dont worry though, we are in a solid relationship. And of course we do have plenty o porno to watch.:D
And you dont have to flip pages!!!

Although, last time we popped in a porn we determined that we were tired of all our vids.:(
So we are going to buy some new ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup:
Any suggestions?;)
 

deejayshakur

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Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Ranger X
Originally posted by: deejayshakur
that being said, playboy is definitely in a class of its own compared to maxim and stuff. the writing is top notch.
Try convincing everyone of that. I told a girl I read Maxim for the articles and I never heard the end of it. I think Playboy is harder to pass off even though the articles are excellent.

I've gotta agree with deejayshakur... if the one you're interested in isn't confident enough with herself to let you look at a magazine then you're going to wind up with problems later on. My wife knows I enjoy looking at other women, but she doesn't care because she's confident enough in herself to know that I always come home for dessert.

yea, my gf is yummy like that too.

i remember hearing somewhere that the female body is pleasing to both men and women so that's why the majority of men and women would prefer to look at the female form, ie women will snuggle with with their men and share a playboy.
 

Titan

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WTH is so great about playboy? A real woman would renew the one for Hustler.

Correction, a real SCARY woman would do that, one I hope never to meet.
 

OutHouse

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Originally posted by: Hoober
I swear I'm married to the most wonderful woman in the world. How many of your wives sign the renewal check for the annual subscription to Playboy?

Thank you, honey!! :D

mine does along with penthouse forums. :D
 

Electric Amish

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My wife would never renew my Playboy subscription...because she knows Playboy sucks.

She would renew my Hustler subscriptions, though....and she did sign us up for Playboy TV awhile ago. :)
 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
My wife would never renew my Playboy subscription...because she knows Playboy sucks.

She would renew my Hustler subscriptions, though....and she did sign us up for Playboy TV awhile ago. :)

I think Playboy TV would be the only reason I'd ever install a TV in our bedroom.
 

Doboji

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My father gave me the best advice in my entire life a few years ago. The girl I was dating, was very unhappy with the idea of me watching pr0n of any kind... and she was asking if I looked at other women. I told my father this, that I didnt know how to answer this because of course I looked at other women.

My father said exactly "If she is stupid enough to ask that question, then she is stupid enough to believe you when you lie".

And to all you people who claim to not be interested in playboy, there are several explanations..

1) You are a female afraid of ATOT harassment and thus are pretending to be male.

2) You are the true ATOTers girlfriend spying on us

3) You are gay

4) You are a damn liar.


-Max
 

Klixxer

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Originally posted by: Doboji
My father gave me the best advice in my entire life a few years ago. The girl I was dating, was very unhappy with the idea of me watching pr0n of any kind... and she was asking if I looked at other women. I told my father this, that I didnt know how to answer this because of course I looked at other women.

My father said exactly "If she is stupid enough to ask that question, then she is stupid enough to believe you when you lie".

And to all you people who claim to not be interested in playboy, there are several explanations..

1) You are a female afraid of ATOT harassment and thus are pretending to be male.

2) You are the true ATOTers girlfriend spying on us

3) You are gay

4) You are a damn liar.


-Max

No, actually, i realized something as i grew older, i don't WANT perfect bodies anymore, i want bodies that i can relate to, so no magazines are going to cut it for me.

Yeah, it is boring but hey, weekend is just around the corner. :D