Ah, Playboy

Hoober

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I swear I'm married to the most wonderful woman in the world. How many of your wives sign the renewal check for the annual subscription to Playboy?

Thank you, honey!! :D
 

Rage187

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she's not much of a wife if she expects you to masterbate instead of getting the real thing.
 

Koing

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:beer: for your wife :cool:

Koing
 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: Rage187
she's not much of a wife if she expects you to masterbate instead of getting the real thing.

Nah, we read it together. ;)
 

Rage187

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now if she bought you a massage w/ a happy ending I would give her a :cookie: and :beer:
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Rage187
she's not much of a wife if she expects you to masterbate instead of getting the real thing.

Oooooooh, that was not nice. :( Besides, Playboy is FAR from whack-off material. Playboy doesn't really show much more than Maxim or FHM does. You see nipples, that's about the extent of it.

I get Maxim. I have read Playboy. I prefer Maxim b/c it's a bit "hipper" and has more "sarcastic type BS articles" than P.B. does.
 
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this is sad.. i have no interest in playboy.

i think i sat thru one playboy once.. just for curiousity.. it didnt perk my interest.

but that was before i lost my virginity and all.. so i guess wasnt into the thing at that point.
 
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Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
this is sad.. i have no interest in playboy.

i think i sat thru one playboy once.. just for curiousity.. it didnt perk my interest.

but that was before i lost my virginity and all.. so i guess wasnt into the thing at that point.
The inclusion of the word "perk" will get you nothing but slack here young man. :D And I'm quite the opposite of you, I was a LOT more interested in Playboy BEFORE I lost my viriginity.
 

Xionide

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Its either maxim (and stuff) and penthouse or nothing. None of this in between crap.
 

isekii

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Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
this is sad.. i have no interest in playboy.

i think i sat thru one playboy once.. just for curiousity.. it didnt perk my interest.

but that was before i lost my virginity and all.. so i guess wasnt into the thing at that point.

That's probably because you prefer reading Playgirl.
Come out of the closet already.
 

PatboyX

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if my chick saw me with playboy she would probably freak out.
and then ask when the hell i started paying for softcore
 

MrChad

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Rage187
she's not much of a wife if she expects you to masterbate instead of getting the real thing.

Oooooooh, that was not nice. :( Besides, Playboy is FAR from whack-off material. Playboy doesn't really show much more than Maxim or FHM does. You see nipples, that's about the extent of it.

I get Maxim. I have read Playboy. I prefer Maxim b/c it's a bit "hipper" and has more "sarcastic type BS articles" than P.B. does.

Bleh, at least Playboy has some decent writing. Maxim suffers from interviewers who act like pre-pubescent middle schoolers and from running the same articles over and over every month. I enjoyed Maxim when it was first released 6 or 7 years ago, but its quality has steadily plunged.
 

tec699

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Originally posted by: Hoober
I swear I'm married to the most wonderful woman in the world. How many of your wives sign the renewal check for the annual subscription to Dudes in love!

Thank you, honey!! :D


Aww.. that was nice of her. :)
 

Aharami

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Originally posted by: Hoober
I swear I'm married to the most wonderful woman in the world. How many of your wives sign the renewal check for the annual subscription to Playboy?

Thank you, honey!! :D

i have to ask. have u 2 ever involved another woman for the night? it just popped in into my head. seems like your wife is the experimental type. my gf will be so pissed if she knew i was getting playboy (i'm not...unless someone can send me a free subscription :p).
 

Ogg

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My wife and I used to snuggle up at night and read our latest Penthouse.......now that mag has some PICS baby!!!!! :D
 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: Aharami
Originally posted by: Hoober
I swear I'm married to the most wonderful woman in the world. How many of your wives sign the renewal check for the annual subscription to Playboy?

Thank you, honey!! :D

i have to ask. have u 2 ever involved another woman for the night? it just popped in into my head. seems like your wife is the experimental type. my gf will be so pissed if she knew i was getting playboy (i'm not...unless someone can send me a free subscription :p).

I don't think she'd ever go for it. She's actually a very private person. I'm still amazed at the difference I see in her now compared to when I first met her. She used to be very shy.
 

gigapet

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Originally posted by: Aharami
Originally posted by: Hoober
I swear I'm married to the most wonderful woman in the world. How many of your wives sign the renewal check for the annual subscription to Playboy?

Thank you, honey!! :D

i have to ask. have u 2 ever involved another woman for the night? it just popped in into my head. seems like your wife is the experimental type. my gf will be so pissed if she knew i was getting playboy (i'm not...unless someone can send me a free subscription :p).

you need to start being the man in the relationship....
 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: Aharami
Originally posted by: Hoober
I swear I'm married to the most wonderful woman in the world. How many of your wives sign the renewal check for the annual subscription to Playboy?

Thank you, honey!! :D

i have to ask. have u 2 ever involved another woman for the night? it just popped in into my head. seems like your wife is the experimental type. my gf will be so pissed if she knew i was getting playboy (i'm not...unless someone can send me a free subscription :p).

you need to start being the man in the relationship....

Why? She pays all the bills. :p
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Rage187
she's not much of a wife if she expects you to masterbate instead of getting the real thing.

Oooooooh, that was not nice. :( Besides, Playboy is FAR from whack-off material. Playboy doesn't really show much more than Maxim or FHM does. You see nipples, that's about the extent of it.

I get Maxim. I have read Playboy. I prefer Maxim b/c it's a bit "hipper" and has more "sarcastic type BS articles" than P.B. does.

Nips and fur.