AH!!!!!!!! My index finger is possessed!

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idNut

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My right index finger keeps moving on its own and it's freaking me out. It keeps twitching, it started in period 7/8 today. WTF?
 
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TrueBlueLS

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Originally posted by: idNut
My right index finger keeps moving on its own and it's freaking me out. It keeps twitching, it started in period 7/8 today. WTF?
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my middle finger is possessed
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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Here's how to end this treachery.


1. Grasp BFH in left hand
2. Raise left hand
3. Wait for moment when right index finger seems to be unaware of it's surroundings
4. Quickly and with great malice, lower left hand, containing BFH onto right index finger
5. Repeat until right index finger no longer shows signs of life...or retardation
6. Report to nearest Emergency Medical Treatment Facility for amputation and subsequent antibiotic treatment
 
JC

JC

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Told ya not to point at people!!!! Now you must pay......
 
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bootymac

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That's what happens when you spank the monkey too much. Gotta give it a day or 2 before you can get back in action
 
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Sketcher

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Here's how to end this treachery.


1. Grasp BFH in left hand
2. Raise left hand
3. Wait for moment when right index finger seems to be unaware of it's surroundings
4. Quickly and with great malice, lower left hand, containing BFH onto right index finger
5. Repeat until right index finger no longer shows signs of life...or retardation
6. Report to nearest Emergency Medical Treatment Facility for amputation and subsequent antibiotic treatment
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OHhhhhh Man! Just the visual on that one :Q

:D ROFL!!
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
BFH??
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You are not the mechanical type, huh?

Big Fcvkin Hammer. Think 5-pound sledge...the one w/the shortie, 12-inch long handle. :D

:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q
 
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idNut

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
BFH??
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You are not the mechanical type, huh?

Big Fcvkin Hammer. Think 5-pound sledge...the one w/the shortie, 12-inch long handle. :D

:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q
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I think you scared it cause it stopped. :)
 
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idNut

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Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: idNut
What do you think a mega health is for? ;)
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The SoulSphere would probably be better.
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<--------id terms only

(Fvck, I may actually have to go through with MichaelD's cure 'cause it's back)
 
LordMaul

LordMaul

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Both my middle fingers are possessed, too. I randomly flip people off and they think I mean something by it! People just can't accept the "special" people in society. ::(
 
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CraigRT

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dude, too much q3.. happened to me quite a few times. god i love that twitch.. practicing my rail at work :p

heh, jokes.
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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The Rail Gun has little to do with your "trigger finger" and everything to do with your sense of "movement anticipation." Everything moves so damn fast in that game that you have to anticipate where your quarry will move next and shoot slightly in front of them. :)
 
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notfred

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Seen "Evil Dead 2"? It teaches valuable life lessons, like how to deal with a posessed hand.
 
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