Ah, It's time for the Senior Yearbook quote...

[Billy Blanks]

... and I have no idea what to put! Help me out guys... any really cool things you can think of? They also want to know where I "see myself" in 10 years. Hmmm.... Lying in a gutter, drinking JD, soaked in my own urine, and singing "Oh, Susana!", yes, no?

 

[yakko]

Everywhere you go there you are. In ten years you'll be pumping my gas.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

<< Lying in a gutter, drinking JD, soaked in my own urine, and singing &quot;Oh, Susana!&quot; >>



Thats what I do every day. Whats wrong with that?

 

[cxim]

How about ?

&quot; Up the Amazon, grillin' a pirahna, wishin' I spoke Portugese &amp; had a return ticket to where they had a gutter &amp; everyone knew Susana&quot;

 

[bUnMaNGo]

&quot;Reach out and touch someone... no not there!&quot;

 

[Billy Blanks]

rotflmao, keep them coming!

 

[-SpYrL-]

Time is a waste of life and life is a waste of time so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.

Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

-SpYrL-

 

[Mday]

oh, read the threads from earlier this year...

anyway....

&quot;Ms. so and so was great... IN BED&quot;

 

[NFS4]

I was the first to sign your crack

 

[Thanatopsis]

Whether or not they find life there, Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.

 

[Thanatopsis]

Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts

Here should be an endless source of senior quotes - goodies like

<< Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says &quot;You.&quot; After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. >>

and

<< Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see. >>