Ah...completely forgot about this dude

[Sumguy]

At least once a semester this guy named Brother Micah comes to my campus and "preaches" to everyone. Theres always a crowd, not necessarily because we care about what he is talking about but we need something to pass the time between classes. I think he goes around to other campuses around Florida and does the same shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EAtcH9HmFk

His favorite talking points
- All the girls on campus are sinners for going to school and wearing tight pants
- Masturbation is evil
- Gays are bad, , mm'kay?
- He is "completely free of sin" (which, by saying, he is basically sinning)
- Answering legitimate questions with questions
- Yelling a lot

 

[Ika]

We have a daily preacher on campus when the weather is nice. He's kind of annoying but sometimes fun to listen to him berate people for their sins.

 

[ChanHo78]

I think all campuses have these guys. I remember on mine some brought children along and had them handing out literature... fruitcakes imo.

 

[IronWing]

I miss Brother Jed.

 

[zerocool84]

- Gays are bad, , mm'kay?

You gatta love these religious zealots. They preach love and respect to all but openly bash gay people.

 

[Toastedlightly]

I <3 these people. I skip classes to gay it up w/ a friend (no homo). We had a girl strip down to her underwear and 'tempt' the preacher. It was a grand 5 hour event.

 

[destrekor]

Hey he came prepared. Camelbak and a 1 gallon jug.

Water is the only thing acceptable for such a heavenly creation as our body.
Pure, crisp, refreshing - the only product God endorses, so you know it's good.

I watched this on mute, so that may not have been his speech, but if it wasn't, it should have been.

 

[Toastedlightly]

I miss Brother Jed.

He is rather nice compared to his more radical cronies he carries around.

 

[El Guaraguao]

I <3 these people. I skip classes to gay it up w/ a friend (no homo). We had a girl strip down to her underwear and 'tempt' the preacher. It was a grand 5 hour event.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

 

[TheVrolok]

We had a guy on campus in college that did it all day, every weekday, every day of the year (essentially) outside a specific campus building. It was actually a great way to kill an hour in between classes when the whether was nice. He had pretty much the same speech, it got to be pretty entertaining because he would allow any onlooker to debate with him.

 

[Sumguy]

We had a guy on campus in college that did it all day, every weekday, every day of the year (essentially) outside a specific campus building. It was actually a great way to kill an hour in between classes when the whether was nice. He had pretty much the same speech, it got to be pretty entertaining because he would allow any onlooker to debate with him.

This guy does the same thing, and its almost a given that if you stay for 15 minutes someone is going to go up and fuck with him by either dancing or trying to steal his gallon of water.

Theres a lot of Hare Krishna guys around campus too, but they kind of just mind their own business and sell $3 lunches. Everyone likes them for this.

 

[Toastedlightly]

Pics, or it didn't happen.

I didn't take pics, but we got a story about temptation and how when he was young he would have given in, but not now that he has the lord on his side.

 

[DrPizza]

I think there's one of those douchbags who was deliberately instigating students. After someone would strike out & hit him or throw something at him, he sued the colleges & ended up settling out of court over and over and over. IIRC he always had his daughter with him.

 

[Toastedlightly]

If anybody goes to the University of Minnesota, in the mall area there is this crazy guy who plays a guitar, reads the bible, and used to wear a hard hat. He was there almost every day. His name is Mike.

He was a pretty cool guy. Sure he was Jesus crazy (in the hippy sense of love and all that) and just plain crazy, but he would fuck with the crazy preachers by sitting on their chair, interrupting them by shouting over them, singing songs that had nothing to do with what was going on. I'll have to get a video of it next spring.

 

[Kadarin]

At least once a semester this guy named Brother Micah comes to my campus and "preaches" to everyone. Theres always a crowd, not necessarily because we care about what he is talking about but we need something to pass the time between classes. I think he goes around to other campuses around Florida and does the same shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EAtcH9HmFk

His favorite talking points
- All the girls on campus are sinners for going to school and wearing tight pants
- Masturbation is evil
- Gays are bad, , mm'kay?
- He is "completely free of sin" (which, by saying, he is basically sinning)
- Answering legitimate questions with questions
- Yelling a lot

So you're basically saying that he's a pretty typical Republican Sarah Palin supporter?

 

[Crono]

What was that guy in the crowd saying at the end? Jesus stole the crops...?

 

[Toastedlightly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moQLg8o2dak


The standard confrontation I am talking about.

 

[Toastedlightly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVL41lmIHLU

A different one.

 

[destrekor]

So you're basically saying that he's a pretty typical Republican Sarah Palin supporter?

Have you seen their unemployment rate in Alaska?
Pretty damn good for having terrible 3G coverage. I don't know how they make it up there.
Jesus even pays them to live there, that's how rampant the baby seal clubbing is.

 

[Bateluer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUeAvhwInGw&feature=related

 

[TheVrolok]

Ha, just did a YouTube search, the guy on my old campus has a few vids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osghUvKACAA

Awww.. I miss the Willard Preacher. I'm not a religious person, but he was actually a pretty good guy. I chatted with him a handful of times over the years.

 

[El Guaraguao]

I would like to see an atheist do the same thing after a Joel Osteen brainwashing...i mean service.

 

[TecHNooB]

"Jed, you can go longer with more practice."

 

[Brainonska511]

We have a daily preacher on campus when the weather is nice. He's kind of annoying but sometimes fun to listen to him berate people for their sins.

There's a guy who sits on my campus who holds up anti-circumcision stuff outside the hospital. But he doesn't have oral diarrhea like the guy in the video.

 

[Jeff7]

Ah yes, our good old Puritan roots.

OMG, sex for anything but procreation is evil!!!


Mentioning "sex" to these dimwits is about like jumping into a pit of chimps and lighting a fart - they'll all start screaming and jumping around like it's the most terrifying thing in existence.

Ok, so maybe that's not the most perfect metaphor, but it's an amusing image, and it makes about as much sense as these backward morons with their ancient dogma.

There's a guy who sits on my campus who holds up anti-circumcision stuff outside the hospital.

Hah, high unemployment rates just don't affect some people.
"Another day of holding up a sign. Yes, I accomplished something today. Maybe I'll wear green tomorrow. That'll really get people to read my sign."