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AGH squirrel

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Beige

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AGH!
ok, so i walk into my kitchen and what do i find?! A dang squirrel escaping through a hole he chewed through on my screen. He ruined my bag of hamburger BUNS!....Noo..... the bastard..now i have to keep the window closed until i get a new screen.

Then later today I saw "assuming its the same one" the squirrel hanging around my other kitchen window so i had to close that one too. I'm not sure how im even going to fix this because i have no intention on keeping my windows closed for the summer. Sure I have AC but hey electricity isnt cheap.

If this becomes a bigger problem i will be forced to extreme measures. What they are i dont know yet. Any suggestions on keeping my buns safe and squirrels out of my house?

Oh and to get this out of the way here is a pic. Grr

Update: BRING IT ON!
 
Pics are supposed to be of the squirrel, not the screen.

I propose you build an elaborate system of levies to keep the squirrel out....
 
squirrel burgers FTW

show that squirrel who is boss...it eats your hamburger buns you eat it in a hamber bun...make sure the other squirrels see you doing it
 
Originally posted by: So
Pics are supposed to be of the squirrel, not the screen.

I propose you build an elaborate system of levies to keep the squirrel out....
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If i see the squirrel i wont take a picture of him...I'll Ki...i mean..er..>_>. I dont know what ill do but it wont be pretty for him...it was my last bag of burger buns and i wanted to make some bbq today T_T.
 
Originally posted by: Beige
Originally posted by: So
Pics are supposed to be of the squirrel, not the screen.

I propose you build an elaborate system of levies to keep the squirrel out....
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If i see the squirrel i wont take a picture of him...I'll Ki...i mean..er..>_>. I dont know what ill do but it wont be pretty for him...it was my last bag of burger buns and i wanted to make some bbq today T_T.
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Alternatively you could use the death camera from that old episode of 'The Twilght Zone'
 
damn squirrels... go to home depot and ask them for some squirrel traps and stuff.. =) and post pics when u catchem hahha
 
Originally posted by: TheTony
Cheapest and cleanest solution is to set live traps.
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Yes, but you have to make is James Bond - esque...like make it slowly sink into a vat of hot lava after it traps something. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Strk
Originally posted by: Beige
Originally posted by: Strk
That's what guns are for.
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i was thiking poison pills on the window ledge..since its a little less messy.
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Yeah, but then you have the issue of poisoning other animals.
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the birds like to hand around the bird feeder i have in the backyard. 😉 and nobody lets theyre cats hang outside and if they do i havent seen them.
 
Originally posted by: Beige
i put an update there..getting ready for battle
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You're an idiot, and you're going to get owned by the squirrel. Firstly because you won't be able to hurt him with that, and secondly because you'll wreck your kitchen\house chasing him with it.

Just shoot him.
 
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: Beige
i put an update there..getting ready for battle
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You're an idiot, and you're going to get owned by the squirrel. Firstly because you won't be able to hurt him with that, and secondly because you'll wreck your kitchen\house chasing him with it.

Just shoot him.
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thx for ruining my fun..like id really chase a squirrel with a bucket on my head and risking choking or something. It was put there for humor though..mostly mine. I guess i cant expect much from atot members anymore.
 
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