Advice Needed

[GasX]

So, sometimes I hang out with this girl I met at a local coffee shop named
Kelly. She is just a friend and I don't think it will go any further than that.
Of course, I have had lots of "those thoughts" But I just take cold showers.
One day last week, Kelly called me and asked what I was doing on Valentine's Day.
Right away I said, "Nothing" and she asked if I wanted to have dinner with her.
BAM- I now have a date with my "friend"

Eventually, I want to get married, but she isn't marriage material.
First of all, she has a big ass and I can't abide that in a woman. Second, she
Frequently has bad gas - and I mean BAD! Do you guys think I should
Even go to dinner with her next week? I guess the alternative is to
Call her up and tell her that I have plans for next week. What does everyone
Think I should do?

 

[minendo]

 

[ChrisIsBored]

Originally posted by: minendo

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: minendo

pretty weak Mwilding.

 

[newbiepcuser]

Originally posted by: ChrisIsBored

Originally posted by: minendo

 

[TheShiz]

oh no not a big ass! oh god no! arrghh! Aieiieeee!!!

 

[illusion88]

My favorite line

BAM- I now have a date with my "friend"

Eventually, I want to get married

I know, its out of context, but still cracks me up

 

[amdskip]

Dude, sometimes you just have to take a step back and realize no one is perfect. Does she honestly fart more than guys? I mean can it honestly be worse than guys farting and bragging about it?

 

[xBopx]

Maybe you're projecting other feelings you have about her onto her ass? Maybe theres some other issue here?

 

[agnitrate]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
So, sometimes I hang out with this girl I met at a local coffee shop named
Kelly. She is just a friend and I don't think it will go any further than that.
Of course, I have had lots of "those thoughts" But I just take cold showers.
One day last week, Kelly called me and asked what I was doing on Valentine's Day.
Right away I said, "Nothing" and she asked if I wanted to have dinner with her.
BAM- I now have a date with my "friend"

Eventually, I want to get married, but she isn't marriage material.
First of all, she has a big ass and I can't abide that in a woman. Second, she
Frequently has bad gas - and I mean BAD! Do you guys think I should
Even go to dinner with her next week? I guess the alternative is to
Call her up and tell her that I have plans for next week. What does everyone
Think I should do?

Your respect : 0

This 0 includes the likely case that this was a parody thread. It was that poorly done that the 0 stands.

-silver

 

[HonkeyDonk]

what a retard...so obvious.

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: minendo

pretty weak Mwilding.

Not unexpected however.

 

[PricklyPete]

I don't know why...but this post just absolutely cracked me up...

By saying that you want to get married...are you trying to insinuate that you are not gay or something?

Regardless, is it just that you are embarrassed about her and don't want to be seen with her on a "date", or are you not wanting to lead her on?

If you are shallow enough to be embarrased to be with her, then tell her you are going to be too busy being at the psychiatrist trying to get your priorities in life realigned.

If you do not want to lead her on, then this is at least admirable. It is fine not to be attracted to her, but still be willing to go out with her as long as she realizes it is just two friends spending some time together.

 

[BooneRebel]

Sounds more to me like he's just trolling...

 

[kermalou]

i'd hit it

 

[Shelly21]

baby got back?