Advice needed: How to post like a douchebag?

[RoloMather]

Quick ATOT, I need some advice on how to post like a douchebag.

Step by step would be nice.

 

[phoenix79]

you're doing fine

 

[spidey07]

you're doing fine

Agreed. Rolo why don't you setup a class or something?

 

[Freshgeardude]

shut the hell up

 

[ktehmok]

you're doing fine

..

 

[FoBoT]

 

[bobross419]

1: Click Search at the top
2: Click Advanced Search
3: Enter either of the following into the User Name box: bobross419 blahblahyoutoo
4: Press Enter
5: Click on the thread
6: Press Ctrl+F
7: Enter the name you searched in step 3
8: Read Post
9: Press Find Next
10: Repeat 8,9 until you reach the end of the page
11: Hit Back
12: Go to the next thread
13: Repeat 5-12 until all posts have been read
14: Repeat 3-13 With the other name from step 3
15: Use the knowledge you have learned to make stupid posts

 

[spidey07]

Needs a whole lot more collar pop and it would be perfect.

 

[FoBoT]

Needs a whole lot more collar pop and it would be perfect.

you mean this one

 

[UberNeuman]

Find a phrase you can repeat after every post.

Everyone knows this.

 

[AreaCode707]

Pick areas of your life where you are especially privileged. Complain bitterly about how unfair it is that you are underprivileged in these areas.

 

[shortylickens]

You should try P&N.

 

[SunSamurai]

you mean this one

shopped!

 

[DangerAardvark]

Search for Alkemyst's post.

 

[Miramonti]

Quick ATOT, I need some advice on how to post like a douchebag.

Step by step would be nice.

Just like that, son.

 

[El Guaraguao]

wow

 

[Crono]

Take a phrase or idea from threads you read.

Turn them into new, inane threads.

Sit back and enjoy the show. Until you get banned.

 

[zinfamous]

Pick areas of your life where you are especially privileged. Complain bitterly about how unfair it is that you are underprivileged in these areas.

Oh look! helpful advice!

 

[Zee]

wow

whip em out Wednesdays ?

 

[zinfamous]

Search for Alkemyst's post.

speaking of which, where is Alky? did he escalate things too far with those neighborhood punks that he was dealing with?

 

[rockyct]

Find a phrase you can repeat after every post.

Everyone knows this.

Throw in some over the top fanboi taunting just to make sure you get a couple replies.

 

[DangerAardvark]

speaking of which, where is Alky? did he escalate things too far with those neighborhood punks that he was dealing with?

Probably stabbed by Puerto Ricans.