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Klixxer

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Originally posted by: Yaotl
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: spacelord
I work with someone who returned to his hotel to find it filled with cops and EMS... only to find out that the guy in the room next to him shot and killed himself. He said over the next few days they had some "cleaners" taking care of it...

The hotel cleaners are the ones who will have to deal with the mess after the coroners are done and the body is gone.

If you are going to kill yourself DON'T do it in a hotel room.

i'd be dead, why would i care?

Do you want others to care about you? How about you care about them? How about if you are going to kill yourself you do it somewhere whey they won't have to clean it up?

I have no issue with anyone commiting suicide, it is a valid choice but FVCKING KEEP OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF IT!
 

Freejack2

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Unless I'm in the middle of nowhere, I don't book a hotel room unless it has high speed internet.

I remembered a less than pleasant place I stayed. I was in Indianapolis, IN a few years ago before I had this job and I was doing computer work for this food place and the guy puts me in this Dollar Inn.
This was the kind of place where people rent it an hour at a time if you know what I mean. First room the clerk gives me has the door open, the bed is clearly used and the tv is on. I go back and he gives me another room. Not as scary but needless to say I slept with my clothing on.
 

rahvin

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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Yaotl
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: spacelord
I work with someone who returned to his hotel to find it filled with cops and EMS... only to find out that the guy in the room next to him shot and killed himself. He said over the next few days they had some "cleaners" taking care of it...

The hotel cleaners are the ones who will have to deal with the mess after the coroners are done and the body is gone.

If you are going to kill yourself DON'T do it in a hotel room.

i'd be dead, why would i care?

Do you want others to care about you? How about you care about them? How about if you are going to kill yourself you do it somewhere whey they won't have to clean it up?

I have no issue with anyone commiting suicide, it is a valid choice but FVCKING KEEP OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF IT!

Unless you know of a way to bury yourself alive I would say that given the circumstances almost any suicide is going to involve someone cleaning the body up. I would also assume that anyone that is commiting suicide doesn't generally think other people care and as such they don't care if someone has to "clean" them up.
 

JonTom

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How about one from the other side of the Front Desk?

There was one Front Desk agent that I had to fire. I found out why so many people checked out early while she worked for us. If the guest was an attractive guy (or maybe just any guy...), she would tell them to check out early for a refund, and come stay at her house/room/bed, if you know what I mean.

She really didn't understand why this was inappropriate! I don't care if my staff sleep with guests. Be discrete, of course, etc, but whatever. This is a vacation hotel, afterall. But don't cause the hotel to lose $$ because you need it all night long...
 

NTB

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I used to travel with a group from choir from school every year when I was in highschool, so I have a couple. Nothing too bad though:

'96: We were up in Toronto, and somebody managed to find the final St. Louis Blues / Detroit Redwings playoff game on TV up there. A few minutes later there's 20+ bathing-suit clad students - we had all been using the hotel's indoor pool - along with the two teachers and the few parents that were along as chaperones crammed into 1 small hotel room watching the game around a little 20" TV.

'98: Curfew was in affect, so we weren't supposed to leave our rooms. To make sure we didn't, the teachers had put a piece of tape over the jam for each door. If it was found broken, we were in trouble. So, someone decided to find an..ahem...creative way to get into one of the girls' rooms. He proceeded to try and climb up the the side of the building. Almost made it too, until he lost his grip and fell nearly 2 stories. Fortunately, all he did was hurt his wrist because he landed on his hand when he fell. He was OK other than that.

'99: 8am, curfew's up, and everybody in my room is just starting to wake up and get moving when I heard a knock at the door. Looked out the peephole and didn't see anything, so I opened the door a bit to see who it was. Turned out to be a (very short, and also very cute) girl from the choir, standing there with a big sh!t eating grin on her face. She said "good morning", then proceeded to try and hose me down with silly string. I slammed the door shut and she ran off; one of the other guys in my room found a water gun and decided to get her back by starting a watergun fight *inside* the hotel.

Oh, almost forgot one - although this was more on the way to the hotel, then at the hotel itself. Still the same group of people though. We had just gotten off the plane, and were going to the Hard Rock Cafe for lunch before heading to the hotel. No parking above ground (we were using a couple of Dodge 12- or 15-passenger vans), so we had to head down into the under-ground garage. The cieling was low to begin with, and the sprinkler system hanging from it gave us even less clearance. The whole thing also seemed to be dropping a bit with each level we went down...and all of a sudden we hear this ear-splitting screech. Turns out that we had hit one of the sprinkler heads. Not hard enough to knock it off, fortunately, but we probably did do a number on the van's paintjob :). To get the thing out, we had everybody in the van pile into the back seat to get as much weight as posible over the rear axle and weigh the van down. Then we backed out very slowly :)

Nate
 

HamSupLo

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There's lots of horny women in hotels. I was sitting in the lobby killing some time before my flight when this older woman motioned me over to chat with her. She sound kinda plastered and proceeds to take my hand and lick my ring that's on my right right finger. Weird ass sh!t.
 

Klixxer

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Originally posted by: rahvin
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Yaotl
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: spacelord
I work with someone who returned to his hotel to find it filled with cops and EMS... only to find out that the guy in the room next to him shot and killed himself. He said over the next few days they had some "cleaners" taking care of it...

The hotel cleaners are the ones who will have to deal with the mess after the coroners are done and the body is gone.

If you are going to kill yourself DON'T do it in a hotel room.

i'd be dead, why would i care?

Do you want others to care about you? How about you care about them? How about if you are going to kill yourself you do it somewhere whey they won't have to clean it up?

I have no issue with anyone commiting suicide, it is a valid choice but FVCKING KEEP OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF IT!

Unless you know of a way to bury yourself alive I would say that given the circumstances almost any suicide is going to involve someone cleaning the body up. I would also assume that anyone that is commiting suicide doesn't generally think other people care and as such they don't care if someone has to "clean" them up.

Have you ever had to clean up the mess of a high powered bullet to the face? then just shut UP! about it because i HAVE.

In a hostpital in Pristine one of my men shot himself to death and me and the rest of my men had to clean it up.

Are you playing ignorant or are you really this stupid in real life?
 

rahvin

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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: rahvin
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Yaotl
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: spacelord
I work with someone who returned to his hotel to find it filled with cops and EMS... only to find out that the guy in the room next to him shot and killed himself. He said over the next few days they had some "cleaners" taking care of it...

The hotel cleaners are the ones who will have to deal with the mess after the coroners are done and the body is gone.

If you are going to kill yourself DON'T do it in a hotel room.

i'd be dead, why would i care?

Do you want others to care about you? How about you care about them? How about if you are going to kill yourself you do it somewhere whey they won't have to clean it up?

I have no issue with anyone commiting suicide, it is a valid choice but FVCKING KEEP OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF IT!

Unless you know of a way to bury yourself alive I would say that given the circumstances almost any suicide is going to involve someone cleaning the body up. I would also assume that anyone that is commiting suicide doesn't generally think other people care and as such they don't care if someone has to "clean" them up.

Have you ever had to clean up the mess of a high powered bullet to the face? then just shut UP! about it because i HAVE.

In a hostpital in Pristine one of my men shot himself to death and me and the rest of my men had to clean it up.

Are you playing ignorant or are you really this stupid in real life?

You are allowing your emotional trauma from the event to block recognition of what is being said. Show me a way to commit suicide that has a high success rate and doesn't involve someone having to clean up the mess. Suicide by it's very nature leaves a dead body that SOMEONE has to clean up wether or not brains are sprayed all over a wall not. What you posted had absolutely nothing to do with what I said or even the topic of this thread nor do your personal attacks have anything to do with it. As I said, if you support suicide as a viable option please list the ways to do it that someone is not going to have to clean up a mess because about the only thing I can think of is tossing yourself in a pit of a crocidiles.
 

amoeba

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well, there is also drowning in the ocean.

But regardless, the moral of the story is, catching the couple next to you banging is more fun than suicides.
 

Gurck

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Big difference between removing an intact body and one whose innards have been sprayed all over a room...

Choose CO, the conscientious suicide method. This message brought to you by your local Ford dealer.

:D
 

Klixxer

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Originally posted by: rahvin
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: rahvin
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Yaotl
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: spacelord
I work with someone who returned to his hotel to find it filled with cops and EMS... only to find out that the guy in the room next to him shot and killed himself. He said over the next few days they had some "cleaners" taking care of it...

The hotel cleaners are the ones who will have to deal with the mess after the coroners are done and the body is gone.

If you are going to kill yourself DON'T do it in a hotel room.

i'd be dead, why would i care?

Do you want others to care about you? How about you care about them? How about if you are going to kill yourself you do it somewhere whey they won't have to clean it up?

I have no issue with anyone commiting suicide, it is a valid choice but FVCKING KEEP OTHER PEOPLE OUT OF IT!

Unless you know of a way to bury yourself alive I would say that given the circumstances almost any suicide is going to involve someone cleaning the body up. I would also assume that anyone that is commiting suicide doesn't generally think other people care and as such they don't care if someone has to "clean" them up.

Have you ever had to clean up the mess of a high powered bullet to the face? then just shut UP! about it because i HAVE.

In a hostpital in Pristine one of my men shot himself to death and me and the rest of my men had to clean it up.

Are you playing ignorant or are you really this stupid in real life?

You are allowing your emotional trauma from the event to block recognition of what is being said. Show me a way to commit suicide that has a high success rate and doesn't involve someone having to clean up the mess. Suicide by it's very nature leaves a dead body that SOMEONE has to clean up wether or not brains are sprayed all over a wall not. What you posted had absolutely nothing to do with what I said or even the topic of this thread nor do your personal attacks have anything to do with it. As I said, if you support suicide as a viable option please list the ways to do it that someone is not going to have to clean up a mess because about the only thing I can think of is tossing yourself in a pit of a crocidiles.

Barbiturates or hanging.

 

VictorLazlo

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One time I was staying at a hotel in Vegas with some friends. (off the strip, not a major hotel chain.) They asked us if we wanted the mini bar key, and we said no. Once we got to the room, we picked the lock on the mini bar, and drank all the liquor. The mini bar was setup in such a way that we could hide all the empty bottles behind a few full bottles, and it was hard to tell that they were empty.

So we locked it back up before leaving, and never got billed. I guess they never bothered to check the bar since we didn't have the key. I wonder if the next guy to use the room got shafted. :D
 

rahvin

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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Barbiturates or hanging.

Pop pills and you will vomit all over everything as you die, if you die. Pill popping is the least sucessful of the methods to commit suicide, it has less than a 30% success rate because it takes so long to die the person is usually discovered. Hanging is an art form, do it wrong and you will suffocate instead of breaking your neck. Either way there is a body to clean up. Blowing your brains out has the highest success rate, over 90% if I remember correctly. If you are going to commit suicide do you want to risk not succeeding and possibly ending up in wheelchair and mentally disabled where someone has to wipe your ass for the rest of your life? But all this really isn't relavant either so I'm just gonna let it drop.

Carry on ontopic.
 

Klixxer

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Originally posted by: rahvin
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Barbiturates or hanging.

Pop pills and you will vomit all over everything as you die, if you die. Pill popping is the least sucessful of the methods to commit suicide, it has less than a 30% success rate because it takes so long to die the person is usually discovered. Hanging is an art form, do it wrong and you will suffocate instead of breaking your neck. Either way there is a body to clean up. Blowing your brains out has the highest success rate, over 90% if I remember correctly. If you are going to commit suicide do you want to risk not succeeding and possibly ending up in wheelchair and mentally disabled where someone has to wipe your ass for the rest of your life? But all this really isn't relavant either so I'm just gonna let it drop.

Carry on ontopic.

Oh christ, don't even get this going, i have studied sucide for my own pleasure and you are WRONG, barbituartes will not make you puke, they will make you sleepy and given enough you will sleep forever, it is used to eutanize animals too.

I suggest that until you have ANY idea what you are talking about you keep your mouth shut on the suject, Shooting yourself is one of the least reliable ways, overdosing on barbiturates is one of the best, next to hanging which is better.

Twist, just a little bit and you will be alive but not able to communicate, a gun to the temple is a good lobotomy but usually leaves the man alive.

 

cerebusPu

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Ive killed pigs before with potassium chloride and barbituates. they seem to die painlessly.

 

eakers

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when my bf and i were only dating for around a month when we decided as a treat to go to a hotel. while we are there we think its a great idea to have a shower together.
so we are in there for a while and all the sudden i get the worst ringging in my ears and i feel sick to my stomach. all i can say is "baby i don't feel so good" and then i pass out.

luckily he was able to catch me so i wasn't hurt. i was only out for a few seconds but when i came to i had no idea where i was and who this (naked) guy beside me freaking out was. he said my whole face was blank. no flicker of recognition or anything. just a blank stare trying to figure out what is going on. after like a second or two i knew what was going on.

anyways, its pretty commmon for me to pass out in the shower after not eating for long periods of time so we had a bite to eat and the rest of our weekend was fantastic.
 

rahvin

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: rahvin
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Barbiturates or hanging.

Pop pills and you will vomit all over everything as you die, if you die. Pill popping is the least sucessful of the methods to commit suicide, it has less than a 30% success rate because it takes so long to die the person is usually discovered. Hanging is an art form, do it wrong and you will suffocate instead of breaking your neck. Either way there is a body to clean up. Blowing your brains out has the highest success rate, over 90% if I remember correctly. If you are going to commit suicide do you want to risk not succeeding and possibly ending up in wheelchair and mentally disabled where someone has to wipe your ass for the rest of your life? But all this really isn't relavant either so I'm just gonna let it drop.

Carry on ontopic.

Oh christ, don't even get this going, i have studied sucide for my own pleasure and you are WRONG, barbituartes will not make you puke, they will make you sleepy and given enough you will sleep forever, it is used to eutanize animals too.

I suggest that until you have ANY idea what you are talking about you keep your mouth shut on the suject, Shooting yourself is one of the least reliable ways, overdosing on barbiturates is one of the best, next to hanging which is better.

Twist, just a little bit and you will be alive but not able to communicate, a gun to the temple is a good lobotomy but usually leaves the man alive.

Your an arrogant prick who doesn't know what he's talking about, I suggest you consult more sources. Over 60% of attempted suicides in the US are poisonings, and at the same time over 70% of suicides are completed using firearms (check the CDC websites). Idaho statistics:

adults. It is also a major source of mortality for those 65 and older.

Studies in many states suggest that for each completed suicide there are 20 to 30 nonfatal attempts serious enough to require hospitalization. These attempts often produce lifelong disfigurement, paralysis, or other forms of mental and/or physical dehabilitation.

More women attempt suicide than man, but more men complete than women. One of the deciding factors appears to be the method chosen. Firearms are responsible for more than 75 percent of all suicide completions in Idaho.

I can't find the article but I believe a recent WHO study concluded that suicide was 10 times more likely to succeed if a firearm was used.

You can consult the relevant statistics using this link:

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/suicide.html

Now put up or shut up about your "research".
 

Syringer

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Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
Originally posted by: isasir
Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
once i was walking to an elevator and in the hall i heard a woman screaming

"oh gooood fvvvvvck me"

So did you?

no. I posted here instead.

Hi Syringer, how'd you log into HBD's account?

cortical worm

Lame :thumbsdown: