- Jan 13, 2000
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I got one of the Mobil Clean 5000 "checks" and went in this morning to "cash" it.
I walk up to the counter with my 5 quarts of Mobil Clean 5000 and hand over the "check" to the clerk. He looks baffled and calls over the manager. Before I can utter a word, the manager, in an authorative voice, states "We don't accept two-party checks."
I look at him like he's an idiot, which he apparently is. I ask him how is it a two-party check?
"Well, it's got your name on it, therefore it's a two-party check."
Now, this check does have my name on it.......says "Prepared especially for Jeff."
But, in the line that says PAY TO THE ORDER OF: It has "Mobil Clean 500 Retailer."
I ask him is his store a Mobil 5000 retailer as they must be since I have 5 quarts sitting on his counter. I then proceed to tell him it was a limited national promotion for the oil when he says "I CAN READ!!" in just that voice.
Obviously he cannot comprehend what he reads, because he grudgingly accepts it is made out to a retailer and not me, but then says "It's not on our sale sheet."
I'm dumbfounded. Of course it's not on your sale sheet.......it's not a slae you're putting on. It's a G**DAMN PROMOTION being run by MOBIL!!
He says he has to call corporate to verify if it's real and valid and if he can accept it. I have the attached letter the check came with and not even that would change his mind.
I snatch the check out of his hand and tell him AutoZone, just down the street, would probably be more than happy to take it (which they were......no hassles at all, jsut took the check, geave me the oil in a bag, and out the door I went in less than 2 minutes from entering the store), and started to leave.
He yells, "HEY!! Don't leave yet......." and I cut him off by saying this has got to be the most dumbassed store I've ever been in and shall never return and shall make it a point to tell anyone and everyone I know how ignorant they most certainly are.
Just had to rant..............hate utter and sheer stupidity in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary belief being spouted.
I walk up to the counter with my 5 quarts of Mobil Clean 5000 and hand over the "check" to the clerk. He looks baffled and calls over the manager. Before I can utter a word, the manager, in an authorative voice, states "We don't accept two-party checks."
I look at him like he's an idiot, which he apparently is. I ask him how is it a two-party check?
"Well, it's got your name on it, therefore it's a two-party check."
Now, this check does have my name on it.......says "Prepared especially for Jeff."
But, in the line that says PAY TO THE ORDER OF: It has "Mobil Clean 500 Retailer."
I ask him is his store a Mobil 5000 retailer as they must be since I have 5 quarts sitting on his counter. I then proceed to tell him it was a limited national promotion for the oil when he says "I CAN READ!!" in just that voice.
Obviously he cannot comprehend what he reads, because he grudgingly accepts it is made out to a retailer and not me, but then says "It's not on our sale sheet."
I'm dumbfounded. Of course it's not on your sale sheet.......it's not a slae you're putting on. It's a G**DAMN PROMOTION being run by MOBIL!!
He says he has to call corporate to verify if it's real and valid and if he can accept it. I have the attached letter the check came with and not even that would change his mind.
I snatch the check out of his hand and tell him AutoZone, just down the street, would probably be more than happy to take it (which they were......no hassles at all, jsut took the check, geave me the oil in a bag, and out the door I went in less than 2 minutes from entering the store), and started to leave.
He yells, "HEY!! Don't leave yet......." and I cut him off by saying this has got to be the most dumbassed store I've ever been in and shall never return and shall make it a point to tell anyone and everyone I know how ignorant they most certainly are.
Just had to rant..............hate utter and sheer stupidity in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary belief being spouted.