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Adult size Green Machine WOOOHOO!!! $80 shipped

BATCH71

Diamond Member
Had one when I was 10 and loved every minute of it. I just ordered one for my 32 birthday present today and the razor for my 3 year old. These are sturdy enough to hold 6' 180 or so pound person. I am tickled. For those of you who have ever owned one as a kid, put your pride aside and just enjoy the ride. BTW here is the hot deal 🙂

GREEN MACHINE!!!
 
you sir are a sad case. 32 years old and spending $80 for a big wheel to ride.
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GtPrOjEcTX

I may be sad in your eyes but my boy and I will spinout and take yer legs out 🙂

Who the hell says you gotta grow up man, my dad and I host and attend lan parties all the time and he is 66 years old.

Does this make him sad too, I think not. I would suggest you give it a try before you pan it. They are a sh!tload of fun.😀
 
Originally posted by: GtPrOjEcTX
you sir are a sad case. 32 years old and spending $80 for a big wheel to ride.
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Just because your life has to be Adult and dull doesn't mean his has to be.
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Rock on Batch! I still sing the Toys R Us song that has been engraved in my head.

I don't wanna grow up because if i did! I wouldn't be a toys r us kid!
 
Originally posted by: BATCH71
GtPrOjEcTX

I may be sad in your eyes but my boy and I will spinout and take yer legs out 🙂

Who the hell says you gotta grow up man, my dad and I host and attend lan parties all the time and he is 66 years old.

Does this make him sad too, I think not. I would suggest you give it a try before you pan it. They are a sh!tload of fun.😀
heck no. lanwaring with my father would be awesome. but spending $80 on a child's toy is completely different.
 
Originally posted by: GtPrOjEcTX
you sir are a sad case. 32 years old and spending $80 for a big wheel to ride.
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You sir.... are mean. They sure do look dorky though. I think my cousin used to have one of these. IF only my son was a little bit older. I like to play and have fun, but I do it under the guise of ensuring that my son has fun.... 😉 -TAL
 
half the reviews on amazon are from people 25 or older. They really should make a truely adult version of this with rubber tires on the back as well. I remember I had a cheetah with a rubber front wheel, and I was the only one who could keep up with the bad boys in the green machines. We used to take off and leave the big wheel chumps in the dust.
 
It seems there's a bit of unused space behind the seat.......

Somebody hook their lawnmower engine up to one and tell us how fast it'll go! 😉
 
I hear ya, Fritzo. I'm in the same boat.

ANYONE who says that the Green Machine isn't cool is too young to know the truth. Those things ROCK!
 
I want one of these to show up in for my next date! 😀

Assuming I ever am lucky enough to get another date, that is. :brokenheart:
 
I had just to comment on the green dissing.

Remember that this forum is home to guys that spend $50 on a friggin' heatsink to get MAYBE another 20% of juice out of a 2Ghz processor. C'mon now, that's downright silly. BUT, its fun! If you can spend $80 and get a smile on your face, that's money well spent. Plus, have you SEEN Americans lately? I would encourage them to spend as much as needed for any activity that gets us off ours duffs.
 
Actually these new ones are much better than the older ones. We all suffer from the "nothing beats the version I had back in my day" memory, but the new ones are pretty sweet. Tubular metal instead of plastic, inflatable front tire instead of hollow plastic tire. I wore out my big wheel because i put a hole in its front tire (concrete just eats it up - like takinga power sander to it).

You really should see one of these up close -- my boy is only 4 months old, but I'm going to buy one of these and put it aside for him when he gets old enough.

Have a blast!
 
Originally posted by: Austin5
These things and the big wheels were so much fun. I just couldn't keep the wheels on it 🙁

Yeah...remember? The big plastic wheel would get one flat side on them from stopping too fast, then when you rode them they would go "clump clump clump clump" until it drove your parents nuts and they bought you another one. Ahhh....to be 5 again 🙂
 
Ah..what fun I had on this thing. All they need to do now is bring back an Adult size Crazy Wheel!! Now that thing was cool. Probly hurl after 5 secs in the thing now though.

TO YOUTH!!! Never forget it!!

 
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