Adopt me out of America!

[Wanescotting]

Oh, I've never had to type it so many times, because no one has ever given me so much to work with.....

 

[Boot Weasel]

Well, I've learned a valuable lesson today. The ATOT forum seems to be a haven for morons who become giddy with self-satisfaction any time they get to type something like "yoo are teh suck" or "PWN3D". Once again a cardboard box with a face on it ends up being the better conversationalist.

 

[Wanescotting]

OKAY. I will try one more time.
Please understand that you posted politics in the "pub" here at AT. Square block, ROUND HOLE.
It had no place in this particular forum.

 

[RabidMongoose]

Stop making fun of my adopted son. He is a very sensitive young man.

 

[BannedTroll]

Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
Well, I've learned a valuable lesson today. The ATOT forum seems to be a haven for morons who become giddy with self-satisfaction any time they get to type something like "yoo are teh suck" or "PWN3D". Once again a cardboard box with a face on it ends up being the better conversationalist.

STFU noob.

 

[Wanescotting]

THIS begs to be placed in someones sig...............

I think I should tell you that you suck at the internet now, as it is obligitory at this point

 

[CanOWorms]

Originally posted by: RabidMongoose
Stop making fun of my adopted son. He is a very sensitive young man.

The son is mine! He already given goat and he mate it! Adoption consummated!

 

[Boot Weasel]

Originally posted by: Wanescotting
OKAY. I will try one more time.
Please understand that you posted politics in the "pub" here at AT. Square block, ROUND HOLE.
It had no place in this particular forum.

I understood the first time. Thanks for using nice words. Me like. Look at my post number. I am n00b.

 

[BannedTroll]

Originally posted by: Wanescotting




THIS begs to be placed in someones sig...............

I think I should tell you that you suck at the internet now, as it is obligitory at this point

uummmm...no it doesn't and you can't declare pwnage for your own post.

 

[Wanescotting]

Damn, I thought you guys would let me slide on that unwritten rule. Can I declare myself PWN3D?😉

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Boot Weasel Once again a cardboard box with a face on it ends up being the better conversationalist.

Nik will be happy you said that about him. He doesn't get much positive feedback.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: Boot Weasel Once again a cardboard box with a face on it ends up being the better conversationalist.

Nik will be happy you said that about him. He doesn't get much positive feedback.

L
M
A
O

 

[SeaSerpent]

Originally posted by: Boot Weasel

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: jagec
I'm guessing that no decisions the president will make in the next four years will even directly affect you.

Not to mention the "OMG BUSH IS IN OFFICE I WANT TO MOVE OUT OF AMERICA" is UNoriginal, and OVERplayed.

You're a disgrace to the Cheetah avatar.

Owned!

I find it sad that all of you people that spend all of your time on these forums don't even know a light-hearted joke when they see one. Don't think it's funny?: call it stupid. Don't be a jerk.

For the most part you are dealing with a bunch of cry baby snot nosed pr!cks on this website.

Welcome to AT.

 

[vshah]

Tiddlywinks

 

[StageLeft]

P.S. Any country will do, preferably somewhere in the United Kingdom since all I speak is English. "Tally-ho old chap!" (see?)

They speak English in Canada too, but then the last thing Canada needs is another poor college student.

 

[jjones]

Get a job, loser.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
Seeing as how America's due for another 4 years led by everyone's go-to-guy for parodying, I've decided to emigrate. Since I'm a poor college student, I was hoping all the friendly folks here on ATOT will adopt me. If you don't want to go through the hassle of filling out adoption papers, getting me a passport, etc., feel free to stuff as much money as you can in a glass bottle and chuck it in the ocean towards America. This will help me collect enough money to move by myself. Don't worry, I'll find it.

P.S. Any country will do, preferably somewhere in the United Kingdom since all I speak is English. "Tally-ho old chap!" (see?)
P.S.S. I'm quite a tolerable lad. If you adopt me, all you need to do is give me a bag of pretzels, or even a ball of yarn and I'll stay out of your way.

Try seppuku, it's cheaper.

At the very least, stop posting.

 

[Hammer]

how about you kill yourself? no passport required. we'll throw your carcass in international waters.

 

[dabuddha]

Good we need to get rid of trash like you 🙂

 

[TheAudit]

Bye.

 

[Ryan]

"Booohooo, I'm a little bitch."

 

[vood0g]

Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
Well, I've learned a valuable lesson today. The ATOT forum seems to be a haven for morons who become giddy with self-satisfaction any time they get to type something like "yoo are teh suck" or "PWN3D". Once again a cardboard box with a face on it ends up being the better conversationalist.

once again? are you really that lonely having to speak to a cardboard box?

 

[eigen]

I will let you come live with me but you have be my sexual slave.

 

[shilala]

Hehe. You guys are rotten nasty.

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
Well, I've learned a valuable lesson today. The ATOT forum seems to be a haven for morons who become giddy with self-satisfaction any time they get to type something like "yoo are teh suck" or "PWN3D". Once again a cardboard box with a face on it ends up being the better conversationalist.

LMAO. Actually, that's a pretty shrewd assessment. 😛