Actual RMA request....

[WetWilly]

1) Suppose this person knows how to properly attach a heatsink?

2) If the CPU is good, here's my suggested response:

WINDOW LOADING FINE NO DEFECTIVE PRODUCT
CPU WORK NO BROKEN
MADE WORK NO ERROR NO BREAK PRODUCT GOOD YOU KEEP

 

[RGN]

FUNNY IT IS THREAD
WINDOW NOT IS WHY
FLOOR ASS LAUGH MY OFF

 

[pillage2001]

ALL YOUR BAD LANGUAGES ARE BELONG TO JONNYGURU

 

[Bellgoody]

FEEL I PAIN HIS

 

[natto fire]

TOO BAD NO WORK CPU
THAT PISS OFF HIM MUST HE BE
IT OVERCLOCK HE WANT DO TO
MORON MAYBE BE HE IS?

 

[Adul]

hahahahaha!

 

[jonnyGURU]

RMA OFFER I DO
SHIP ME TO CPU I TAKE
TESTING WINDOWS NO FALL DOWN
I SHIP BACK YOU KEEP YES CPU YOU BUY

 

[jonnyGURU]

Burn, Carrot and others confused by: "WINDOW LOADING DEFECTIVE PRODUCT"

The first line of the RMA request was simply him typing in the "FATAL EXCEPTION ERROR 153224645:223455645....." (something like that) that he had received.

I thought it was funny with and without the FATAL EXCEPTION ERROR.

 

[Viperoni]

ALL YOUR RMA ARE BELONG TO JONNYGURU
LIKES RMA HIM
CUSTOMERS JONNY FRIENDLY TIME ALL

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

What, Yoda isn't allowed to make an RMA request?

ANGRY MAKE ME YOU DO
FUN OF MY LANGUAGE SPEAKS YOU?

 

[RanDum72]

Probably recessive genes from Neantherdal ancestors are coming out.


"Me Tarzan, you Jane"

 

[yakko]

It is not as bad as the guy who came into the bike shop though.

Him: Can you fix this?
jonnyGURU: What is wrong with it?
Him: It's broken.

 

[ElFenix]

GET ERRORS I
NOT BOOT DOES
COMPUTER GOOD WORK NOT

 

[geno]

jonny - so what exactly did you do to handle this request?

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

OK Mr.Guru after running this data through the *moronic customer* language translator,it appears that this fine person is experiencing some computer related trouble.