Actual RMA request....

[jonnyGURU]

<cut and paste>

WINDOW LOADING DEFECTIVE PRODUCT
CPU NO WORK BROKEN
MAKE NO WORK ERROR BREAK PRODUCT BAD YOU SELL

</cut and paste>

Talk amongst yourselves.


<edit> By the way, this isn't three requests. This is one guy, one request, for a 1.4 GHz CPU. </edit>

 

[AaronP]

hey, I just want you to RMA my cpu. I was a little drunk when I sent that.

 

[pillage2001]

He was smoking crack.

 

[Viperoni]

....

 

[snakesnfrogs]

you should be ashamed of the company you work for

 

[Rand]

&quot;WHY WORK NO. VIDEO BADDER TAKE AWAY. VIDEO SELL NO NOW WANT.&quot;

That's another real RMA request, except it was for a video card in this case. Never was able to translate what the above was supposed to mean.

 

[Rage187]

Why doesn't it work???

Video still bad, take it way...

That card you sold, I don't want it anymore...

rough translation, I would have to break out the rosetta stone to figure out the rest

 

[Rand]

<< Why doesn't it work???

Video still bad, take it way...

That card you sold, I don't want it anymore...

rough translation, I would have to break out the rosetta stone to figure out the rest >>



Want a job as a translator?

 

[Rage187]

All your Job are belong too me...

 

[Russ]

AOL user?

Russ, NCNE

 

[jonnyGURU]

ROSETTA STONE COMMENT MAKE LOL
USER NOT YAKKO AOL USER NOT
OFF TOPIC FORUM BAD MARRIAGE YOU MAKE

 

[monto]

sounds like non-native english speaker with CAPS deficiency...no need to make fun of ignorance

 

[Rage187]

WIFE ANGRY THIS MAKE

 

[Killbat]

WHY YELL YOU COMPLAIN CUSTOMER WHY FAULT NOT !!!

 

[MrChicken]

WORKING IT IS NOT AND KNOWING I AM NOT WHY.
We got that where I worked, it became a mantra at the office.

I'd to hear how the follow up phone conversation went for Jonny's RMA.

 

[pac1085]

HUK~~~

 

[Damaged]

It's a terribly worded request, and it's even worse haiku.

 

[Viperoni]

YES CONFUSE YOU WHY ME?

 

[dc]

hahaha, awesome.

 

[Carrot44]

<< WINDOW LOADING DEFECTIVE PRODUCT >>

Windows Loaded up a Defective CPU



<< CPU NO WORK BROKEN >>

Of course the CPU is Bad Windows said it is.



<< MAKE NO WORK ERROR BREAK PRODUCT BAD YOU SELL >>

It don't work and you sold me a bad CPU either that or Windows broke the CPU and we do all know that Windows is the Root of all Evil

Sigh.........

 

[Burn]

lol... &quot;WINDOW LOADING DEFECTIVE PRODUCT&quot; Wth?

 

[AmbitV]

SOMEONE SET US UP THE COMPUTER

 

[Balt]

This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while, please post more of these wAck RMA requests if you have them.

 

[HYD]

Well just be glad it didn't say &quot;ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.&quot;

 

[Pretender]

What you say!!!