actor freed after 25 closely monitored bowel movements

[brainhulk]

http://news.yahoo.com/nigerian-actor-freed-25-bowel-movements-152549263.html

A leading Nigerian comic actor arrested on suspicion of ingesting drugs to smuggle to Europe was on Friday freed on bail after 25 closely monitored bowel movements produced nothing suspicious.
Babatunde Omidina, known by his stage name Baba Suwe, was arrested last month at Lagos's international airport where he had been due to take a flight to France.
But after 24 days in detention during which his bowel movements were earnestly followed by authorities and the media, an apologetic High Court judge in Lagos ordered his release.
Judge Yetunde Idowu told the frail and emaciated looking actor: "I wish you well. Take care of yourself. You are free to go home."
Omidina was detained on October 12 as he was about to board an Air France flight to Paris. The drug enforcement agency said he had "allegedly tested positive to drug ingestion."
"There have been several examinations carried out on him and no banned substances have so far been found," his lawyer Bamidele Aturu told the court on Friday.
"He has excreted more than 25 times," he later told AFP.

i guess that's the alternative to the TSA scanner...?

 

[dawp]

was that our DEA or was that their DEA? Really doesn't matter, this anti-drug crap is getting out of control.

 

[BUTCH1]

Shitty situation to be in for sure..

 

[PottedMeat]

"He has excreted more than 25 times," he later told AFP.

this is one of those things lawyers think they'll never have to say.

 

[WelshBloke]

Shitty situation to be in for sure..

TBH I think they were just going through the motions.

 

[dennilfloss]

Would have gone much faster with this guy. 24 movements x every 5 minutes = done in a couple of hours. 😛

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qayupJHL5BI&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLC3A7AB04B842518A

 

[Modular]

I would sue the shit outta them for that crap.

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

The frquency of this crap is out of control.

 

[slayer202]

Would have gone much faster with this guy. 24 movements x every 5 minutes = done in a couple of hours. 😛

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qayupJHL5BI&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLC3A7AB04B842518A

I'm almost embarassed about how funny I thought repos was. At least some scenes. That one was great

 

[DrPizza]

Why didn't they just give him a glass of that colon cleanser stuff that people take before getting a colonoscopy?

 

[andylawcc]

The frquency of this crap is out of control.

that's just hertz.

 

[preslove]

Yay the war on drugs!

 

[Crono]

Picture of the agents that detained him:

 

[Farang]

poop

 

[Pardus]

They finally let him go when the shit hit the fan.

 

[AlienCraft]

was that our DEA or was that their DEA? Really doesn't matter, this anti-drug crap is getting out of control.

Our DEA IS their DEA. :ninja:

 

[brainhulk]

that's just hertz.

The cruelty of this torture resonates in the bowls

 

[JEDIYoda]

I for one am glad everything came out OK in the end!!

I bet thats a load off his mind!!!

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Anyone who thinks his being dropped down the oubliette had anything to do with drugs is full of crap.

 

[OlafSicky]

Ok so how did they pick the guy to sift through 25 dumps? Did they go by seniority.

 

[brainhulk]

Ok so how did they pick the guy to sift through 25 dumps? Did they go by seniority.

 

[SP33Demon]

I bet that guy is down in the dumps.

 

[chusteczka]

5 movements, maximum, is all that was needed. They really went overboard with his crap.

2 DEA agents / 1 cup?

 

[datalink7]

Actually, I think that's exactly what they found.