NiKeFiDO
Diamond Member
So anyway, I haven't posted here in a while.
I usually post in the OTHER place now a days. it's double-plus fun over there (woot, 1984 reference!). However, I think you guys will appreciate it more since there are more techies over on this side of the fence. where the grass is not as green. MOW YOUR LAWN, PESKY NEIGHBORS!
Anyway, at my job, I am a php developer. theres also ActionScript developers over there, who I hang out with bc i like AS better than PHP any day of the week. and im friends with one of them.
But I digress -
I'm also bad at talking to girls, so this up coming analogy probably stems from that.
so, another semi-digression.
Anyway, I'ts my personal belief that Flash is like a hot spanish broad who plays hard to get. You have to work your ass off and try and fail again and again, but eventually you get good at it and you have something beautiful.
PHP is like the fat chick. Sure, sometimes you have to put some work into it. But that's just beating around the bush (so to speak). In the end, you're gonna get what you want.
And there's no finesse with that one. Coding in PHP is like drunken-sex with the loose fat chick. You just keep hammering away at it until something works.
But, oh, that lovely spanish chick. She even has her own entourage of followers who pick the best looking one of the day / week / month / year. She requires finesse, and skill. You can go about her in many different ways, even make her more .. uh .. efficient. She flourishes with multiple affects!
Of course maybe it's just the "better by comparison" effect. Many times they go out and play together. But we all know why fatty is there. Fatty is there for one reason and one reason only - to make the Spaniard look better, and to drive her home when she gets too wasted. That's two reasons. I don't even know how that driving analogy works.
Anway, cliffs:
1) use fertilizer.
2) laugh at my face.
I usually post in the OTHER place now a days. it's double-plus fun over there (woot, 1984 reference!). However, I think you guys will appreciate it more since there are more techies over on this side of the fence. where the grass is not as green. MOW YOUR LAWN, PESKY NEIGHBORS!
Anyway, at my job, I am a php developer. theres also ActionScript developers over there, who I hang out with bc i like AS better than PHP any day of the week. and im friends with one of them.
But I digress -
I'm also bad at talking to girls, so this up coming analogy probably stems from that.
so, another semi-digression.
Anyway, I'ts my personal belief that Flash is like a hot spanish broad who plays hard to get. You have to work your ass off and try and fail again and again, but eventually you get good at it and you have something beautiful.
PHP is like the fat chick. Sure, sometimes you have to put some work into it. But that's just beating around the bush (so to speak). In the end, you're gonna get what you want.
And there's no finesse with that one. Coding in PHP is like drunken-sex with the loose fat chick. You just keep hammering away at it until something works.
But, oh, that lovely spanish chick. She even has her own entourage of followers who pick the best looking one of the day / week / month / year. She requires finesse, and skill. You can go about her in many different ways, even make her more .. uh .. efficient. She flourishes with multiple affects!
Of course maybe it's just the "better by comparison" effect. Many times they go out and play together. But we all know why fatty is there. Fatty is there for one reason and one reason only - to make the Spaniard look better, and to drive her home when she gets too wasted. That's two reasons. I don't even know how that driving analogy works.
Anway, cliffs:
1) use fertilizer.
2) laugh at my face.
