Achilles versus Uma Thurman

Schadenfroh

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allright, now that everyone has seen troy and kill bill, the deadly viper assasination squads best member versus's the legendary warrior achilles, who would win, sword fight, no armour
 

Feldenak

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Achilles....he's invulnerable except for a small spot at the back of his foot (you know...that Achilles tendon ;))
 

UNCjigga

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I vote Uma, because I've heard in real life she has a foot fetish, so she'll be able to seek out that heel.
 

andylawcc

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Originally posted by: bR
Achilles. Because Brad Pitt has a better ass than Uma.

hahAHHAH rofl.!!!

I don't know you are complimemting Brad or insulting Uma... I guess it can go both ways. :)
 

andylawcc

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Originally posted by: Jigga
I vote Uma, because I've heard in real life she has a foot fetish, so she'll be able to seek out that heel.

so what she's gonna do, throw a 500-dollar pair of high heels from Saks 5th Ave at him?


sheit! I read Shoe Fetish, not Foot Fetish.
 

Aquaman

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maybe they will have a different type of sword fight & make a super baby :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

TallBill

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It doesnt matter. Uma cant find the heel. Achilles can ONLY die when Paris hits the heel with a poisoned arrow. Hes from the Gods so it cant be otherwise. Period.
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: Jigga
I vote Uma, because I've heard in real life she has a foot fetish, so she'll be able to seek out that heel.

Actually, that would be Quentin Tarantino who has the foot fetish IIRC.
 

zimu

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surprised so many people voted uma. achilles is SO much bigger a bad ass!
 

BudAshes

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Uma thermon snatched out a chicks eye and crushed it with her toes. Achilies is a care bear compared to her.
 

edjam

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Achilles pretty much. Although I'd imagine it depended what weapon was being used.